When I Kissed The Teacher

[Intro]
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     Everybody screamed

[Verse 1]
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When I kissed the teacher
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And they must have thought they dreamed
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When I kissed the teacher
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All my friends at school
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They had never seen the teacher blush,
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he looked like a fool
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Nearly petrified  'cause he was taken by surprise
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When I kissed the teacher
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Couldn't quite believe his eyes
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When I kissed the teacher
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My whole class went wild
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As I held my breath the world stood still,
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but then he just smiled
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I was in the seventh heaven
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When I kissed the teacher

[Chorus]
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One of these days
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  Gonna tell him I dream of him every night
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One of these days
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Gonna show him I care,
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gonna teach him a lesson alright
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I was in a trance

[Verse 2]
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When I kissed the teacher
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Suddenly I took the chance
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When I kissed the teacher
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Leaning over me
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He was trying to explain the laws of geometry
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And I couldn't help  it,
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I just had to kiss the teacher

[Chorus]
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One of these days
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  Gonna tell him I dream of him every night
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One of these days
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Gonna show him I care,
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gonna teach him a lesson alright
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What a crazy day

[Verse 3]
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When I kissed the teacher
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All my sense had flown away
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When I kissed the teacher
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My whole class went wild
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As I held my breath, the world stood still,
    Cm                 Fm
but then he just smiled
               Bb
I was in the seventh heaven
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When I kissed the teacher

[Outro]
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When I kissed the teacher
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When I kissed the teacher
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When I kissed the teacher

[Outro (Fade Out)]
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When I kissed the teacher