Enormous Penis

[Verse]
         E             G#7
Whenever life gets you down
          A         Am
Keeps you wearing a frown
        G#m   Gm        B7/F#      E
And the gravy train has left you behind
                E          G#7
And when you're all out of hope
            A           Am
Down at the end of your rope
      F#7                         B   B7
And nobody's there to throw you a line

[Pre-Chorus]
       A
If you ever get so low
               Am
That you don't know which way to go
     E                        C#m
Come on and take a walk in my shoes
      F#7
Never worry about a thing
Got the world on a string
           B                               B7/D#
Cause I've got the cure for all of my blues

[Chorus]
         E           B         C#7
I take a look at my enormous penis
       F#7             B7       E
And my troubles start amelting away
                     B         C#7
I take a look at my enormous penis
        F#7                           B7
And the happy times are coming to stay
        A
I gotta sing and I dance
       Am
When I glance in my pants
        E                          C#7
And the feeling's like a sunshiney day
         A           B       E D# C#7
I take a look at my enormous pe__nis
     F#m7         B7       E
And everything is going my way

[Bridge]
E B C#7 F#7 B7 E B
C#7 F#7 B7

[Pre-Chorus]
A Am E C#7
A B
E D# C#7 F#m7 B7 E
Pe__nis
Everybody

[Chorus]
         E           B         C#7
I take a look at my enormous penis
       F#7             B7       E
And my troubles start amelting away
                     B         C#7
I take a look at my enormous penis
        F#7                           B7
And the happy times are coming to stay
           A
Yeah I got great big amounts
       Am
In the place where it counts
        E                          C#7
And the feeling's like a sunshiney day
         A           B       E D# C#7
I take a look at my enormous pe__nis
     F#m7         B7          E
And everything is going my way

[Outro]
           C#7
My trouser monster
 F#m7         B7          E
Everything is going my way
           C#7
My meat is murder
 F#m7         B7          E
Everything is going my way
             C#7
Size doesn't matter
F#m7          B7       E  A7 E
Everything is going my way
E9
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