Wet

[Intro]
C B Bb A Dm Fm
C B Bb A Dm
Fm

[Verse 1]
C                Am
 All alone in my bedroom
         Dm                        G
With the lights turned down and my roommate gone
C             Am            Dm    G
 I know it's over, still, I cling on

[Pre-Chorus]
F                  E
 'Cause I'm my own righthand girl
Am                 D7
  And I don't need anyone
   F                              G
But sometimes, I miss your stupid face
And your taste, and your smoking gun

[Chorus]
Dm              G            C          C/B   Am
  It's so depressing how the tear ducts in my eyes
Dm                G               C            C/B   Am
  They're so much wetter than the space between   my thighs
Ohohoh,
Dm              G                C     C/B      Am
I can't help if thinkin' about it only makes me cry
            F
It keeps me wet,
                     G
you know you keep me wet
           C  B Bb Am
'Til I run dry

[Post-Chorus]
Dm G C B Bb Am
Dm G

[Verse 2]
C                 Am                  Dm            G
 It's nights like this that remind me of my deepest fantasy
C               Am                  Dm
 Where I'm all alone and I feel the cold,
             G
dark earth caressing me

[Pre-Chorus]
F                    E           Am                 D7
 'Cause I'm six feet under nearly  and I don't have anyone
    F
But this wouldn't be the first or last time that
G
 Both my tears and I have come

[Chorus]
Dm           G               C          C/B  Am
  It's so depressing how the tear ducts in my  eyes
Dm                G               C            C/B   Am
  They're so much wetter than the space between   my thighs
Ohohoh,
Dm              G                C     C/B      Am
I can't help if thinkin' about it only makes me cry
            F                G
It keeps me wet, you keep me wet
           C  B Bb Am
'Til I run dry

[Post-Chorus]
Dm G    C B Bb Am Dm G
    Oh, ohohohoh

[Bridge]
F              E
 My blood runs cold,
                Am
my thoughts are plasmic
         D7
From not letting go
F            E             Am
 And letting go could be orgasmic
      D7                    F G
But I guess I wouldn't know,  ooh

[Chorus]
Dm           G               C          C/B  Am
  It's so depressing how the tear ducts in my  eyes
Dm                G               C            C/B   Am
  They're so much wetter than the space between   my thighs
Ohoh,
Dm              G                C     C/B      Am
I can't help if thinkin' about it only makes me cry
            F
It keeps me wet,
                  G
you know you keep me wet
           C  B Bb Am
'Til I run dry

[Outro]
Dm G   C B Bb Am
   Oh, ohohohoh
Dm G C