I Cant Dance

[Intro]
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Db/Ab Eb/Bb Ab7/Bb Bb Eb/Bb B Ab7/Bb Bb Ab
Db/Ab Eb/Bb Ab7/Bb

[Verse 1]
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  Hot sun beating   down
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Burning my feet just  walking around.
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  Hot sun making  me sweat
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'Gators getting close,
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hasn't got     me yet

[Chorus]
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I  can't dance, I      can't talk.
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Only thing about me is the way Ii walk.
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I  can't dance, I      can't sing
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I'm  just standing here  selling  ev'rything.

[Verse 2]
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  Blue jeans sitting on      the beach,
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her dog's talking to me,
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but she's out  of reach.
Uh,
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  she's got a body under   that shirt,
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But   all  she wants to do is rub my face in   the dirt

[Chorus]
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Cos,  I  can't dance, I      can't talk.
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Only thing about me is the way Ii walk.
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I  can't dance, I      can't sing
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I'm  just standing here  selling.

[Bridge]
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Oh   and checking ev'rything is in place,
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You never know who' s looking on.
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Db/Ab Eb/Bb Ab7/Bb

[Verse 3]
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  Young punk spilling beer on    my shoes,
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Fat  guy's talking to me trying to steal     my blues.
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  Thick smoke,
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see her smi__ling through.
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I never thought so much could happen just  shooting pool.

[Chorus]
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But   I  can't dance, I      can't talk.
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Only thing about me is the way Ii walk.
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I  can't dance, I      can't sing
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I'm  just standing here  selling.

[Bridge]
Eb/Bb         Gb                   Fm
Oh   and checking ev'rything is in place
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You never know who 's looking on
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  A perfect body  with a perfect face
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Mmmm
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[Chorus]
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            No,   I  can't dance,
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I      can't talk.
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Only thing about me is the way Ii walk.
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No    I  can't dance, I      can't sing
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I'm  just standing here  selling  ev'__ry____thing.

[Outro]
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           And but   I  can walk.
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        And no    I  can't dance.
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           No no no    I  can't dance
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           No I said  I  can't sing.
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           Mm, but   I