Cabinet Man

[Intro]
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Bb C F Gm
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[Verse 1]
Bb                  C
  The day they found me,
  F               Gm
I hadn't yet been played
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  Inside my workshop behind the old arcade
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Electric desires had unraveled all my wires
Bb           C           F
Now I'm in a box for safekeeping
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  The news reporters reported that I died
Bb           C           F           Gm
  But all my organs were living on inside
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Circuit board to brain with two lungs collecting change
Bb            C            F      Gm
One big human heart gently beeping

[Chorus]
Bb          C         F
  You can't win me, I can't be beat
Gm Bb        C           Am
     I won't hurt you, unless you cheat
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Bb          C        F              Gm
  You can't see me behind the screen
Bb         C         Am          B5 A5 G5 F5
  I'm half human and half machine

[Verse 2]
Bb              C
  Thank God for business,
     F               Gm
they let me take the floor
Bb           C
  I stood so proudly,
     F             Gm
like I was going to  war
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Players soon appeared and I quickly was revered
Bb                C               F
This must be what love would have felt like
Gm Bb           C
     Such dedication,
     F                   Gm
they came from miles away
Bb             C
  With eyes so piercing,
       F                  Gm
they'd wait their turn to play
Bb              C
Perfect patient lines,
        F                   Gm
because I was in their minds
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I could do whatever I felt like (Whatever I felt like)

[Chorus]
Bb          C         F
  You can't win me, I can't be beat
Gm Bb        C           Am
     I won't hurt you, unless you cheat
B5 A5 G5 F5
Bb          C        F              Gm
  You can't see me behind the screen
Bb         C         Am          B5 A5 G5 F5
  I'm half human and half machine

[Bridge]
Dm              G                  Dm
  I'm happy for years and years and
                  G                    C
Only eating the occasional maintenance man
                  F
Only driving a few kids to madness
C                   F
 Maybe they were predisposed to madness,
    Am
who knows?
       E
I only want to have fun
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  But now they're telling me my days here are done
F                            G                          F
 Cause there's a tiny little box that they make in Japan
                           G
And pretty soon it's gonna fit in your hand

[Verse 3]
Bb                 C
  It's getting lonely,
     F                      Gm
it's getting hard to breathe
Bb             C
  The arcade's empty,
  F                       Gm
I think it's Christmas Eve
Bb               C
Someone's broken in,
            F              Gm
now they're painting on my skin
Bb              C         F
Breaking me and taking my quarters
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   Bashing in my face with a crowbar
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   Kicking me and pushing me over
Gm Bb              C              F       Gm
   Now they see my blood on their sneakers

[Chorus]
Bb          C         F
  You can't win me, I can't be beat
Gm Bb        C           Am
     I won't hurt you, unless you cheat
B5 A5 G5 F5
Bb          C        F              Gm
  You can't see me behind the screen
Bb         C         Am          B5 A5 G5 F5
  I'm half human and half machine

[Outro]
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Bb C Am B5 A5 G5 F5
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