Vampire Money

[Intro]
B
Well, are you ready, Ray?
Yeah!
How 'bout you, Frank?
Oh, I'm there, baby!
How 'bout you, Mikey?
Fuckin' ready!
Well, I think I'm alright!
One, two, three, four!

[Verse 1]
B
Three, two, one, we came to fuck
                                     E
Everybody party 'til the gasman comes
Sparkle like Bowie in the morning sun
          B
And get a parking violation on La Brea 'til it's done
     F#                   E
Hair back, collar up, jet black,
so cool!
B                              F#
Sing it like the kids that are mean to you!

[Chorus]
        B
Come on! When you wanna be a movie star
Come on! Play the game and take the band real far
     E
Come on! Play it right and drive a Volvo car
     B
Come on! Pick a fight at an airport bar

[Post-Chorus]
    F#                        E
The kids don't care if you're alright,
honey
D#5                      G#5     F#
Pills don't help, but it sure is funny
E                         F#
Gimme, gimme some of that vampire money,
        B
come on!
Yeah!
Oh,
you look like somebody I used to know

[Verse 2]
      B
Well, three, two, one, we got the bomb
                                     E
Everybody hurry 'til the taxman comes
Glimmer like Bolan in the morning sun
             B
And get your finger on the trigger,
tap the barrel of the gun
     F#                      E
Hair back, motherfucker! Jet black,
so cool
B                              F#
Sing it like the kids that are mean to you!

[Chorus]
        B
Come on! When you wanna be a movie star
Come on! Play the game and take the band real far
     E
Come on! Play it right and drive a Volvo car
     B
Come on! Pick a fight at an airport bar

[Post-Chorus]
    F#                        E
The kids don't care if you're alright,
honey
D#5                      G#5     F#
Pills don't help, but it sure is funny
E                         F#
Gimme, gimme some of that vampire money,
        B
come on!
              C5 C#5 D5 D#5             E5 F5 F#5 G5   G#5
Ah, fuck yeah,             that's right,          one, two,
A5     A#5
three, four!

[Solo]
B E B F#
E D#5 C#5 B
Oh!

[Verse 3]
         B
Oh well, three, two, one,
we came to fuck
                                     E
Everybody party 'til the gasman comes
Sparkle like Bowie in the morning sun
          B
And get a parking violation on La Brea 'til it's done
     F#                   E
Hair back, collar up, jet black, so cool
B                              F#
Sing it like the kids that are mean to you!

[Chorus]
        B
Come on! When you wanna be a movie star
Come on! Play the game and take the band real far
     E
Come on! Play it right and drive a Volvo car
     B
Come on! Pick a fight at an airport bar
    F#                        E
The kids don't care if you're alright,
honey
D#5                      G#5     F#
Pills don't help, but it sure is funny
E                         F#
Gimme, gimme some of that vampire money,
        B
come on!
Well, I sure like the way
I sure like the way you're looking at me
I sure like the way you're looking at me
I sure like the way you're looking at me

[Outro]
B
There! There! There! There!
Oh wait, I'm such an idiot,
our music is way too loud
Gonna have to turn it down a little,
sorry!