Dial Drunk

[Verse 1]
Cadd9           G                         Em7
     I'm rememberin' I proimised to forget   you now
But it's rainin' and I'm callin' drunk
Cadd9           G                            Em7
     And my medicine is drowning your perspective out
So I ain't taking any fault
Cadd9            G                              Em7
     Am I honest still? Am I half the man I used   to be?
                    G/B
I doubt it, forget about it, whatever
Cadd9        G Em7
     It's all  the same anyways

[Chorus]
Cadd9                         G
     I ain't proud of all the punches that I've thrown
D                        Em7              G/B
 In the name of someone I   no longer know
Cadd9                             G
     For the shame of being young, drunk,
and alone
D                          Em7         G/B
 Traffic lights and a transmitter radio
Cadd9
     I don't like that,
          G
when they threw me in the car
D                        Em7
 I gave your name as my emergency phone call
  G/B    Cadd9
Honey, it     rang and rang,
             G
even the cops thought you were wrong for hanging up
D             Em7
 I dial drunk,   I'll die a drunk,
        Cadd9
I'll die     for you

[Verse 2]
Cadd9           G                                 Em7
     I'm untethering from the parts of me you'd recognize
From charming to alarming in seconds
Cadd9              G
     I'll be bedridden,
                       Em7
I'll let the pain metastasize
But, that's morning, I'll forget it
Cadd9             G       Em7
     And the dial tone is all I have

[Chorus]
Cadd9                         G
     I ain't proud of all the punches that I've thrown
D                        Em7
 In the name of someone I   no longer know
Cadd9                             G
     For the shame of being young, drunk,
and alone
D                          Em7         G/B
 Traffic lights and a transmitter radio
Cadd9
     I don't like that,
          G
when they threw me in the car
D                        Em7
 I gave your name as my emergency phone call
  G/B    Cadd9
Honey, it     rang and rang,
             G
even the cops thought you were wrong for hanging up
D             Em7
 I dial drunk,   I'll die a drunk,
        Cadd9
I'll die     for you

[Post-Chorus]
G        D
 I'll die for you

[Bridge]
Em7 G/B     Cadd9
       I beg     you, sir,
just let me call
         G
I'll give you my blood alcohol
     D                                    Em7
I'll rot with all the burnouts in the cell
           Cadd9
I'll change     my faith,
I'll praise the flag
          G
Just wait, I swear she'll call me back
        D                        Em7
Oh, son, are you a danger to yourself?
    Cadd9
Fuck     that sir, just let me call
         G
I'll give you my blood alcohol
        D                                 Em7
I'll rot with all the burnouts in the cell
           Cadd9
I'll change     my faith,
I'll kiss the badge
          G
Just wait, I swear she'll call me back
    D                          Em7
Son, why do you do this to yourself?
And I said

[Chorus]
Cadd9                          G
     "I ain't proud of all the punches that I've thrown
D                        Em7
 In the name of someone I   no longer know
Cadd9                             G
     For the shame of being young, drunk,
and alone
D                          Em7
 Traffic lights and a transmitter radio
Cadd9
     I don't like that,
          G
when they threw me in the car
D                        Em7
 I gave your name as my emergency phone call
         Cadd9
Honey, it     rang and rang,
             G
even the cops thought you were wrong for hanging up
D             Em7
 I dial drunk,   I'll die a drunk,
I'd die for you"