Asian Hooker

[Intro]
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[Pre-Verse]
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[Verse 1]
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   I'm in Tokyo
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   I'm looking for a ho
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   I tried to score some blow
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But I don't speak Japanese,        no
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   Found a geisha girl
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   I took her for a whirl
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   Wrap her tuna roll on my dick
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And the bitch is on her knees,
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       yeah

[Pre-Chorus]
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Sucky fucky, sucky fucky,
Sucky fucky, sucky fucky
Smells like sushi
Sucky fucky, sucky fucky,
Sucky fucky, sucky fucky
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Smells like sushi

[Chorus]
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Asian hooker!
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Hot little motherfucker!
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Asian hooker!
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You're a dirty
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Little cocksucker!

[Pre-Verse]
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[Verse 2]
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   I'm in South Korea  
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Broke out with gonorrhea  
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   Now I totally figured it out
That's why
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It hurts when I go pee,        shit
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   I feel like a jerk
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   'Cause my dick don't work,   no
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   It's like I  got punched in the nuts
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By a dude who knows Thaichi

[Pre-Chorus]
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Sucky fucky, sucky fucky,
Sucky fucky, sucky fucky
Smells like sushi
Sucky fucky, sucky fucky,
Sucky fucky, sucky fucky
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Smells like sushi
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[Chorus]
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Asian hooker!
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Hot little motherfucker!
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Asian hooker!
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You're a dirty
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Little cocksucker!

[Break]
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Asian hooker

[Bridge]
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Hey, I'm a man  with a plan
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I'm fuckin' going to Japan
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Gonna spend    a couple grand
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Just fucking hookers in the can
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Fuck the rest  of the band
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I'm fucking going to Asian
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Do some coke    and get a tan
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I'm fuckin' gonna be the man

[Solo]
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[Chorus]
Eb5
Asian hooker!
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Hot little motherfucker!
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Asian hooker!
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You're a dirty
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Little cocksucker!
I want them

[Post-Chorus]
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Asian hookers!
Let's fuck some Asians
Let's fuck some hookers

[Outro]
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   Hookers