Sex With A Ghost

[Intro]
Bm A G#dim7 G7 F#7 Bm A
G#dim7 G7 F#7

[Verse 1]
Bm            A
  I'm gettin' hickeys from my bed bugs
G#dim7            G7          F#7    Bm
      I'm gettin' busy with a bad perfume
             A
I'm stickin' kisses to a pen drug

[Interlude]
G#dim7           G7              F#7   Bm  A G#dim7 G7 F#7 Bm A G#dim7 G7 F#7
      I'm makin' friction with a sad vacuum

[Verse 2]
Bm            A
  I'm gettin' jiggy with a rifle
G#dim7              G7              F#7        Bm
      I'll pull the trigger with my eyes closed
          A
Hopin' to hit you somewhere vital
G#dim7
      And when I miss,
             G7             F#7
you come and kiss me with a smile

[Interlude]
Bm A G#dim7 G7 F#7 Bm A G#dim7 G7 F#7 Bm A G#dim7 G7 F#7 Bm A G#dim7

[Chorus]
F#7           Bm              D
   I'm havin' sex with a ghost
                Em         G
'Cause she knows  I'm alone
             Bm
She's a freak  in the sheets,
D            Em
 play it cool
G
I'm sleepin' with a
Bm              D
Sex with a ghost
                Em         G
'Cause she knows  I'm alone
             Bm
She's a freak  in the sheets,
D            Em G7               F#7
 play it cool   I'm sleepin' with
       Bm
a ghoul

[Verse 3]
Bm         A
  The only time I ever see her
G#dim7                G7             F#7   Bm
      Is when she's behind me in the mirror
            A                       G#dim7
Even from a distance, I can hear her
I try to listen,
        G7               F#7
but her whispers make my ears hurt
Bm           A
  And on our dates, it's never daytime
G#dim7              G7             F#7
      When she gets playful with a steak knife
Bm         A
  I need a break, maybe I'll take five
G#dim7                    G7
      Shake it up and medicate,
           F#7
maybe I'll take five

[Interlude]
Bm A G#dim7 G7 F#7 Bm A G#dim7 G7 F#7 Bm A G#dim7 G7 F#7 Bm A G#dim7

[Chorus]
F#7           Bm              D
   I'm havin' sex with a ghost
                Em         G
'Cause she knows  I'm alone
             Bm
She's a freak  in the sheets,
D            Em
 play it cool
G
I'm sleepin' with a
Bm              D
Sex with a ghost
                Em         G
'Cause she knows  I'm alone
             Bm
She's a freak  in the sheets,
D            Em
 play it cool
G7                       Bm
I'm sleepin' with a ghoul

[Bridge]
Bm F#7 Bm

[Chorus]
F#7           Bm              D
   I'm havin' sex with a ghost
                Em         G
'Cause she knows  I'm alone
             Bm
She's a freak  in the sheets,
D            Em
 play it cool
G
I'm sleepin' with a
Bm              D
Sex with a ghost
                Em         G
'Cause she knows  I'm alone
             Bm
She's a freak  in the sheets,
D            Em
 play it cool
G7                       F#7
I'm sleepin' with a ghoul

[Outro]
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