Call In Sick

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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   I didn't feel like going to work today
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   I called in sick but I feel OK
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   I'm getting used to the same old thing
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Ever since my TV brainwashed me
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   Tuned me into a stupid jerk
Go to work
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         Let's go!

[Interlude]
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[Verse 2]
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   I didn't feel like waking up today
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   I force myself to get up and go
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   I know my girlfriend's messing around
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And I really don't care who she's going down on
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   As long as I don't have to call her up
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[Chorus]
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  Tried to listen to the radio
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But I just can't seem to understand it
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  Man I figured out that one long ago
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Man I figured out that one long ago
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I'm getting used to the same old thing
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But it doesn't mean that I have to stand it
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  Is there anywhere else that I can go?
Where I want to go

[Interlude]
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[Verse 3]
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   I never thought  I would bitch about everything
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   I never thought  I would feel this low
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   Figure it out because I know you really don't  care
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   Figure it out while I sit here with a blank  stare

[Chorus]
D5                       A5
  Tried to listen to the radio
      E5                 F#5
But I just can't seem to understand it
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  Man I figured out that one long ago
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Man I figured out that one long ago
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I'm getting used to the same old thing
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But it doesn't mean that I have to stand it
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  Is there anywhere else that I can go?
Where I want to go

[Outro]
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