Signs

[Verse 1]
D        Cadd9     G/B                      Asus4
 And the sign says "Longhaired freaky people     need not
      G
apply"
    D                 A                G
So I put my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him
A
why

[Pre-Chorus]
Bm                                               G
  He said you look like a fine outstanding young man,
I think you'll do
     D                         A
So I took off my hat, I said "Imagine that, huh,
G                  A
me working for you"

[Chorus]
D                Cadd9           G
Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs
     D
Blockin' out the scenery,
     G
breakin' my mind
D
Do this, don't do that,
A                   Cadd9
 can't you read the sign

[Verse 2]
D        Cadd9              G/B               Asus4
 And the sign says "Anybody caught trespassing     will be
              G
shot on sight"
    D                             A
So I jumped the fence and I yelled at the house
    G                         A
Hey! What gives you the right!

[Pre-Chorus]
   Bm
To put up a fence and keep me out,
      G
or to keep Mother Nature in
   D                      A                 G
If God was here, he'd tell it to your face, man,
                    A
you're some kind of sinner

[Chorus]
D                Cadd9           G
Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs
     D
Blockin' out the scenery,
     G
breakin' my mind
D
Do this, don't do that,
A                   Cadd9
 can't you read the sign

[Bridge]
D F# G G#    A
         Oh, say now mister,
can't you read
    G                          D
You got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat
                       A
You can't watch, no you can't eat,
G                     D
you ain't supposed to be here
        Cadd9          G/B                      Asus4
And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get
       G
inside"

[Solo]
      D - | Cadd9 G D - | G - D - | A - Cadd9 - |
| - - D - | -     - - - | - -

[Verse 3]
        Cadd9     G/B
And the sign says "Everybody welcome,
     Asus4               G
come in,  kneel down and pray"
              D                            A
But then they passed around a plate at the end of it all
      G                         A
And I didn't have a penny to pay

[Pre-Chorus]
     Bm                             G
So I got me a pen and a paper and I made up my own fuckin'
sign
        D                        A
I said, "Thank you Lord for thinking 'bout me,
     G                    A
I'm alive and doing fine", oh

[Chorus]
D                Cadd9           G
Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs
     D
Blockin' out the scenery,
     G
breakin' my mind
D
Do this, don't do that,
A                   Cadd9
 can't you read the sign
D                Cadd9           G
Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs
     D
Blockin' out the scenery,
     G
breakin' my mind
D
Do this, don't do that,
A                   Cadd9 D
 can't you read the sign