Half A Person

[Verse 1]
F D           F                D
   Call me morbid, call me pale
           F                      D
I've spent six years on your trail
Am  G    F                D G
Six long years on your trail
           F                D
Call me morbid, call me pale
           F                      D
I've spent six years on your trail
Am            G      F               D G
Six full years of my life on your trail

[Pre-Chorus]
           Em                        F C G
And if you have five seconds to spare
          Em                       F   Fsus4 F
Then I'll tell you the story of my life

[Chorus]
C                      G E
Sixteen, clumsy and shy
                      Am F
I went to London and I
  C                             G
I booked myself in at the wai(Y)
Em                      E
  doubleu(W) si(C) ei(A)
          F                   D
I said "I like it here, can I stay?
  F                   D
I like it here, can I stay?
Am              G    F               D    G
Do you have a vacancy for a backscrubber?"

[Verse 2]
             F          D
She was left behind and sour
        F                       D
And she wrote to me equally dour
                     Am              G          F
She said "In the days  when you were hopelessly poor
                 D    G
I just liked you more"

[Pre-Chorus]
           Em                        F C G
And if you have five seconds to spare
          Em                      F    Fsus4 F
Then I'll tell you the story of my life

[Chorus]
C                      G E
Sixteen, clumsy and shy
                      Am F
I went to London and I
  C                             G
I booked myself in at the wai(Y)
Em                      E
  doubleu(W) si(C) ei(A)
          F                   D
I said "I like it here, can I stay?
  F                   D
I like it here, can I stay?
    Am              G    F               D    G
And do you have a vacancy for a backscrubber?"

[Verse 3]
           F                D
Call me morbid, call me pale
           F                   D
I've spent too long on your trail
Am     G    F            D
Far too long chasing your tail
  G
Oooh

[Pre-Chorus]
           Em                        F C G
And if you have five seconds to spare
          Em                           F Fsus4 F
Then I'll tell you the story of my life

[Chorus]
C                      G
Sixteen, clumsy and shy
       E                   Am F
That's the story of my life
C
Sixteen, clumsy and shy,
G Em                  E
  the story of my life

[Outro]
           F           D
That's the story of my life
F                    D
 That's the story of my life
F                    D
 That's the story of my life,
F           D
story of my life
F                    D
 That's the story of my life
F                    D
 That's the story of my life
F                    D
 That's the story of my life
F                    D
 That's the story of my life

[Fade Out]
F                    D      F D
 That's the story of my life