Hooker With A Penis

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s
And a dope Beastie tee, nipple rings,
new tattoos
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That claimed that he was OGT Back from '9
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2, from the first EP
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And in between sips of Coke
He told me that he thought we were sellin' out
Layin' down, suckin' up to the man

[Chorus]
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Well now, I've got some advice for you,
little buddy
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Before you point your finger,
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you should know that I'm the man
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I'm the man and you're the man and he's the man as well
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So you can point that fuckin' finger up your ass
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[Post-Chorus]
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All you know about me is what I've sold ya,
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dumb fuck
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I  sold out long  before you'd ever even heard my  name
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I sold my soul to make a record, dipshit
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And then you bought one

[Chorus]
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I've got some advice for you,
little buddy
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Before you point your finger,
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you should know that I'm the man
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If I'm the fuckin' man,
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then you're the fuckin' man as well
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So you can point that fuckin' finger up your ass
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[Interlude]
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[Post-Chorus]
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All you know about  me is what I've sold ya,
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dumb fuck
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I  sold out long  before you'd ever even heard my name
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I sold my soul to make a record, dipshit
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And then you bought one
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[Bridge]
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All you read and wear or see and hear on TV
Is a product begging for your fatass,
dirty dollar

[Outro]
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Shut up and  buy,            buy,
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           buy            my  new record
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And  buy,            buy,           buy,
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            send more money
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Fuck you, buddy
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Fuck you, buddy
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Fuck you, buddy
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Fuck you, buddy
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