Hazbin Hotel - Hell Is Forever

[Intro 1]
G5
  Almost out of time,
guess we should get into this
Oh, fuck
B    A
 Ugh, ugh
Gsus2
     Okay, I've got a lot to get through,
              D/G    C/G
and not a lot of time
And I feel like you weren't hearing me before
                       C/G D/G
So here it goes, ahem, khm

[Verse 1-1]
       Gsus2                          D/G C/G
I know Hell's population is out of control
       Gsus2
It's a bad  situation,
              C/G
it's taking a toll
D/G   F           C/E         G/D               A5
If we rehab these sinners and cleanse all their souls
   G/B   Gsus4  F
At my Hazbin  Hotel, wait,
                       G
I'm getting ahead of myself!
Right, extermination

[Verse 1-2]
  Gsus2                                      D/G C/G
I know you guys fly down just to kill once a year
       Gsus2                              C/G
And it must be annoying to schlep all the way
D/G
   here
        F           C/E
If they join you in Heaven,
     G/D      A5
that trip disappears!
        G/B       Gsus4     F
You can wave that chore farewell
           Csus2       Dsus4
It'll be a happy day...

[Verse 2]
       E5
Let me stop you right there
        C5           D5
Save us all precious time
   E5                        C5           D5
If what you're suggesting is letting them climb
       A5
Up the ladder oh,
they'd rather cross the Pearly Gates?
B5
Sorry sweetie,
but there's no defyin' their fates

[Chorus]
         Em
'Cause Hell is forever,
        C              D
whether you like it or not
             Em
Had their chance to behave better,
    C              D
now they boil in a pot
             A
'Cause the rules are black and white
           G
There's no use in tryin' to fight it
        C                                B         Em
They're burnin' for their lives until we kill 'em again

[Verse 3]
     E5
Just try to chillax babe,
C5                  D5
you're wasting your breath
      E5                       C5            D5
Did I hear you imply that they don't deserve death?
         A5
Are they winners? Are they sinners?
'Cause it's cut and dry
B5
Fair is fair, an eye for an eye

[Bridge]
    C
And, when all's said and done
A
 There's the question of fun
        G
And for those of us with divine ordainment
D
 Extermination is entertainment!

[Pre-Chorus]
Em                       C
  Bow-now-now-now-now, guitar solo,
     D
fuck yeah!
       Em                        C
Oh, da-ah-ah nownown-now, n-now, n-now,
          D
n-now-now-now

[Chorus]
E5
Hell is forever,
whether you like it or not
Had their chance to behave better
Now they boil in a pot
'Cause the rules are black and white
There's no use in tryin' to fight it
They're burnin' for their lives until we kill 'em again

[Final Chorus]
Fuckin',
  Fm                     Db              Eb
Hell is forever and it's meant to suck a lot
         Fm
So give up your dumb endeavor,
       Db               Eb
'cause you don't have a shot
        Bb
Long as I got your attention
        Ab
I guess I should probably mention
        Eb
That we made the determination
        Bb
To move up the next extermination

[Outro]
      F5
Can't wait a whole year to slaughter those little cunts
I know it's just been a week,
but we'll be back in six months!
Um, wait, didn't you
Aah, ugh, ugh
Ugh!
Oh, shit!