Pyramid Of Health

[Verse 1]
C           D#       A#
 Hangin' out  with a camera down my throat
            C                     D#            G
They say my stomach's merely fried  from eating cigarettes
for breakfast
C        D#       A#
 But if I  follow seven easy steps
       C              D#
I might avoid my death
      G
The pyramid of health

[Bridge]
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[Verse 2]
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 So, come on down,
D#           A#
  bring your sacrificial goat
                C             D#                G
And don't forget to wear your feathers and your silly
little necklace and
C
 Get real high,
D#         A#                                 C
  with the shrimp up in the sky and you'll no longer fear
          D#
your death
      G              C
The pyramid of health

[Chorus]
C                               D#
Stood on a mountain and I turned  to dust
A#
Little green worm said it wasn't enough
      C                     D#
So he turned me back into a bag of meat
G
Gave me a liquor from a nearby tree
He said,
C                                 D#
"Drink this sludge and you'll see what I mean
A#
Pyramid of health is in everything"
C                     D#
Turned me back into a bag of meat
    G
The pyramid of health is in everything

[Bridge]
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[Verse 3]
C             D#     A#
 Hangin' round  in a desert on a boat
           C             D#               G
Some guy's yelling in my ear about eating cactuses for
breakfast and
C        D#       A#
 And if I  follow seven easy steps
         C                  D#
I'll see visions of my death
      G
The pyramid of health

[Chorus]
C                               D#
Stood on a mountain and I turned  to dust
A#
Little green worm said it wasn't enough
      C                     D#
So he turned me back into a bag of meat
G
Gave me a liquor from a nearby tree
Said,
C                                 D#
"Drink this sludge and you'll see what I mean"
A#
"Pyramid of health is in everything"
     C                          D#
So I looked up in the sky and I saw it clear
    G
The world we live in isn't shaped like a sphere
       C                        D#
It's a shape of a pyramid or so I've learned
       A#
By the liquid I was given by the little green worm

[Post-Chorus]
C
D# G
   Stood on a mountain and I turned to dust
C
D#    A#
  The little green worm said it wasn't enough
C
D# G                                       C D# A# C D# G C D# A# C D# G
   Stood on a mountain and I turned to dust

[Outro]
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