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[Intro]
| Am | - |
[Verse 1]
Am G F
Mom made my sex
E Am G
She knitted it with her hands
F E Am G F
Sex-making is
E Am G
A family tradition
F E Am G F E
Going back to the caveman days
Am G F E
They were walking around in a haze
Am G F
Until they figured it out And they said
E
Am G F E
'Gosh dang, this is great!'
[Pre-Chorus]
F
But now I'm like a prehistoric screwball
E
Walking 'round with no sex at all,
I said
[Chorus]
Am G
Where's my sex?
F E
I thought it was here
Am G
Under the bench
F E
But it isn't there
Am G F E
I've got no idea where it disappeared to
Am G F E
I'm running late, I can't be late
C G
I can't go out without my sex
Dm Am
It's cold outside if my toes get wet
C G
And people will think that I'm an alien
Dm Am
Just cruising in to make a friend
[Verse 2]
Am G F
Meg likes to hide it
E Am G
She says that it gives her a kick
F E Am G F
It may be under the rug
E Am G
Or stuck in a shoe closet
F E
Am G F E
Or tumbling 'round in the washing machine
Am G F E
She's always trying to get me clean
Am G F E Am G F E
She adds detergent and Bounce to eliminate static cling
[Pre-Chorus]
F
It's gonna be another hour or more
E
'Til I am ready to walk out the door,
I said
[Chorus]
Am G
Where's my sex?
F E
I thought it was here
Am G
Under the bench
F E
But it isn't there
Am G F E
I've got no idea where it disappeared to
Am G F E
I'm running late, I can't be late
C G
I can't go out without my sex
Dm Am
It's cold outside if my toes get wet
C G
And people will think that I'm an alien
Dm Am
Just cruising in to make a friend
[Bridge]
G#5
People can you hear me, talking
I know you all are happy, rocking
Could you lend me a dime, pretty please?
Brother, sister got time? I got no
Sex on my feet
Sex in my drawer
Sex in my shoes
Or sex on the floor, I said
[Outro-Chorus]
Am G
Where's my sex?
F E
I thought it was here
Am G
Under the bench
F E
But it isn't there
Am G F E
I've got no idea where it disappeared to
Am G F E
I'm running late, I can't be late
C G
I can't go out without my sex
Dm Am
It's cold outside if my toes get wet
C G
And people will think that I'm an alien
Dm Am
Just cruising in to make a friend
[Intro]
| Am | - |
[Verse 1]
| Am G | F E |
| Am G | F E | Am G | F E |
| Am G | F E | Am G | F E |
| Am G | F E | Am G | F E |
| Am G | F E |
Mom made my sex
She knitted it with her hands
Sex-making is
A family tradition
Going back to the caveman days
They were walking around in a haze
Until they figured it out And they said
'Gosh dang, this is great!'
[Pre-Chorus]
| F | - |
| E | - |
But now I'm like a prehistoric screwball
Walking 'round with no sex at all,
I said
[Chorus]
| Am G | F E |
| Am G | F E | Am G | F E |
| Am G | F E | C - | G - |
| Dm - | Am - | C - | G - |
| Dm - | Am - |
Where's my sex?
I thought it was here
Under the bench
But it isn't there
I've got no idea where it disappeared to
I'm running late, I can't be late
I can't go out without my sex
It's cold outside if my toes get wet
And people will think that I'm an alien
Just cruising in to make a friend
[Verse 2]
| Am G | F E |
| Am G | F E | Am G | F E |
| Am G | F E | Am G | F E |
| Am G | F E | Am G | F E |
| Am G | F E |
Meg likes to hide it
She says that it gives her a kick
It may be under the rug
Or stuck in a shoe closet
Or tumbling 'round in the washing machine
She's always trying to get me clean
She adds detergent and Bounce to eliminate static cling
[Pre-Chorus]
| F | - |
| E | - |
It's gonna be another hour or more
'Til I am ready to walk out the door,
I said
[Chorus]
| Am G | F E |
| Am G | F E | Am G | F E |
| Am G | F E | C - | G - |
| Dm - | Am - | C - | G - |
| Dm - | Am - |
Where's my sex?
I thought it was here
Under the bench
But it isn't there
I've got no idea where it disappeared to
I'm running late, I can't be late
I can't go out without my sex
It's cold outside if my toes get wet
And people will think that I'm an alien
Just cruising in to make a friend
[Bridge]
| G#5 | - |
| - | - | - | - |
| - | - | - | - |
| - | - | - | - |
| - | - |
People can you hear me, talking
I know you all are happy, rocking
Could you lend me a dime, pretty please?
Brother, sister got time? I got no
Sex on my feet
Sex in my drawer
Sex in my shoes
Or sex on the floor, I said
[Outro-Chorus]
| Am G | F E |
| Am G | F E | Am G | F E |
| Am G | F E | C - | G - |
| Dm - | Am - | C - | G - |
| Dm - | Am - |
Where's my sex?
I thought it was here
Under the bench
But it isn't there
I've got no idea where it disappeared to
I'm running late, I can't be late
I can't go out without my sex
It's cold outside if my toes get wet
And people will think that I'm an alien
Just cruising in to make a friend
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