Maybe I Was Boring

[Intro]
| G Cadd9 | Em7 - | G Cadd9 | Em7 - |
| G Cadd9 | Em7 - | G Cadd9 | Em7 - |

[Verse 1]
G   Cadd9             Em7
 He never had cool stories
                          G
He doesn't make your heart beat
Cadd9               Em7
Used to love his mystery
                       G
But now he's just exhausting
 Cadd9           Em7                       G
Another day spent   just laying in his room The stench of
  Cadd9
in
cense
Em7                     G   Cadd9
   And some undelivered food

[Bridge]
Em7 G  Cadd9
    And

[Chorus]
G   Dsus4/F# Em7
And she      thought
         Cadd9                   G
"What if he   thinks I'm the one?
            Dsus4/F#        Em7
And I'll be forced  to rot away
     Cadd9             G
With him  and his obsessions
     Dsus4/F#      Em7 Cadd9
With trivial things
         G            Dsus4/F#              Em7
Like the amount of fucking    love hearts I finish a text
Cadd9        G Dsus4/F#
message with"

[Bridge]
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[Verse 2]
G    Cadd9                  Em7
 And when you hold his hands
                     G
It doesn't feel like flying
    Cadd9                   Em7
And when you take his breath   away
                      G
He might as well be dying
    Cadd9                  Em7
And you're dying to breathe
                          G Cadd9
You're trapped in his cage
         Em7
And it's shrinking

[Chorus]
G   Dsus4/F# Em7
And she      thought
            Cadd9      G
"What if he just never leaves?
      Dsus4/F#                   Em7                 Cadd9
Or if he      doesn't get the message? And he doesn't
               G
hear my pleas?"
   Dsus4/F#             Em7      Cadd9
So she     just started screaming

[Outro]
G          Dsus4/F#     Em7  Cadd9
"Why can't he      just bore me   to death?"
G          Dsus4/F#     Em7  Cadd9
"Why can't he      just bore me   to death?"
"Oh,
G         Dsus4/F#     Em7  Cadd9
why can't he      just bore me   to death?"
G          Dsus4/F#     Em7  Cadd9
"Why can't he      just bore me   to death?"
"Oh,
G         Dsus4/F#     Em7  Cadd9
why can't he      just bore me   to death?"
G          Dsus4/F#     Em7  Cadd9
"Why can't he      just bore me   to death?"
"Oh,
G         Dsus4/F#     Em7  Cadd9
Why can't he      just bore me   to death?"