Romance Is Boring

[Intro]
Esus4 A Bm F#m A
Bm F#m

[Verse 1]
A                 Bm     F#m
Darling, I'm with St. Bernards
           A                           Bm F#m
And we are scouring the Alps and the Andes
            A                        Bm F#m
And if they die then it is on my head
            A
They follow paw prints in the snow to my throne,
Bm     F#m
  to my   bed

[Chorus]
       A               Bm            D/A
You're pouting in your sleep, I'm waking,
F#m
yawning
      A               Bm           F#m      D/A
We're proving to each other that romance is boring
A
 Sure,
          Bm               D/A         F#m             A
there are things I could do   if I was half prepared to
              Bm           D/A      F#m
Prove to each other that romance is boring

[Bridge]
A Bm F#m A Bm F#m

[Verse 2]
A                          Bm F#m
 Start as you mean to continue
A                            Bm F#m
 Complacent and self involved
A                           Bm  F#m
 You're trying not to be nervous
A
 If you were trying at all
F#m       A
   I will wake,
                   Bm           F#m
I will bake I will bake phallic cake
          A
Take your diffidence,
           Bm       F#m
make it my clubhouse
       A
But my strength's within lies,
      Bm       F#m
ventricle cauterised
         A                    Bm
It's the way of living that I espouse

[Chorus]
       Bm9             Bm            D/A
You're pouting in your sleep, I'm waking,
      F#m
still yawning
Bm9                   Bm         D/A
We're proving to each other that romance is boring
Bm9
   Sure,
          Bm               D/A         F#m
there are things I could do   if I was half prepared to
A              Bm           D/A      F#m
 Prove to each other that romance is boring

[Bridge]
A F#m A F#m

[Interlude]
A                                       F#m
 We are two ships that pass in the night
                               Bm
You and I, we are nothing alike
I am a pleasure cruise,
                 D/A
you are gone out to trawl
Return nets empty, nothing at all

[Chorus]
       Bm9             Bm            D/A
You're pouting in your sleep, I'm waking,
      F#m
still yawning
A                     Bm           F#m      D/A
We're proving to each other that romance is boring
Bm
  Sure,
                           D/A         F#m
there are things I could do   if I was half prepared to
Bm9              Bm           D/A      F#m   Bm9
   Prove to each other that romance is boring
Esus2 Bm9 F#m G#m       Bm9             Bm            D/A
                 You're pouting in your sleep, I'm waking,
      F#m
still yawning
      Bm9             Bm           F#m      D/A
We're proving to each other that romance is boring
Bm
  Sure,
                           D/A         F#m
there are things I could do   if I was half prepared to
Bm9              Bm           D/A      F#m   Bm9
   Prove to each other that romance is boring