Whole song: ↓ · ↓ ↑ · ↑ ↓ ·
[Verse 1]
Fmaj7 Fadd9
It was the biggest ever cock you'd ever seen,
C
Fmaj7 Fadd9 C
but you've no idea where that cock has been
A5 G Asus2
You said you were carefulyou never were with me
G
I heard you did it four times and jonnies come in packs of
[Interlude]
G
three
[Verse 2]
Fmaj7 Fadd9 C Fmaj7
She was the best shag I'd ever had
Fadd9 C
That doesn't mean I'm say_____ing, bedwise,
A5
you were bad
G
I think you were working,
A5
we got a hotel
G G
We didn't have anything but I thought I might as
[Verse 3]
Dm7
well
Em C5 Dm7
I never told the rest
Em C5 Dm7
I was drunk and I told you I was thinking about a test
Em C5
You know I just said it for effect
Em
Then you laughed and said I'd f**k anything in a
C5
skirt once I'm e
[Solo]
Asus2 G Asus2 G
Em
rect
[Verse 4]
Fmaj7 Fadd9 C
And she's a famous harlot in this
Fmaj7
town
Fadd9 C A5
I know enough to, but still I couldn't turn her down
G
He said I'm an arsehole,
Asus2
what was I thinking?
G
It's far too easy to blame it on the drin
[Outro]
| G | - |
| - | - | - | - |
| E |
[Verse 1]
| Fmaj7 | Fadd9 | C | - |
| Fmaj7 | Fadd9 | C | - |
| A5 | - | G | - |
| Asus2 | - | G | - |
It was the biggest ever cock you'd ever seen,
but you've no idea where that cock has been
You said you were carefulyou never were with me
I heard you did it four times and jonnies come in packs of
[Interlude]
| G | - | - | - |
three
[Verse 2]
| Fmaj7 | Fadd9 | C | - |
| Fmaj7 | Fadd9 | C | - |
| A5 | - | G | - |
| A5 | - | G | - |
| G | - | - | - |
She was the best shag I'd ever had
That doesn't mean I'm say_____ing, bedwise,
you were bad
I think you were working,
we got a hotel
We didn't have anything but I thought I might as
[Verse 3]
| Dm7 | Em | C5 | - |
| Dm7 | Em | C5 | - |
| Dm7 | Em | C5 | - |
| - | Em | C5 | - |
well
I never told the rest
I was drunk and I told you I was thinking about a test
You know I just said it for effect
Then you laughed and said I'd f**k anything in a
skirt once I'm e
[Solo]
| Asus2 | - | G | - |
| Asus2 | - | G | - |
| Em | - |
rect
[Verse 4]
| Fmaj7 | Fadd9 |
| C | - | Fmaj7 | Fadd9 |
| C | - | A5 | - |
| G | - | Asus2 | - |
| G | - |
And she's a famous harlot in this
town
I know enough to, but still I couldn't turn her down
He said I'm an arsehole,
what was I thinking?
It's far too easy to blame it on the drin
[Outro]
| G | - |
| - | - | - | - |
| E |
How accurate is this chord sheet?
Your rating helps others find quality submissions
Thanks — glad this helped. Thanks — your feedback helps improve sheets.
to create a correction.
Loading corrections…
Same song, different chord sheets.
Songs people play after this one.
to join the discussion.