Perhaps Vampires Is A Bit Strong But

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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   I've seen your eyes as they fix on me
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"What is he doing? What on earth's the plan,
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has he got one?"
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You better give me some pointers
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Since you are the big rocket launcher and I'm just the
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shotgun
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   I ain't got no dollar signs in my eyes
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That might be a surprise but it's   true, said,
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I'm not like you
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And I don't want your advice or your praise
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Or to move in the ways you do and I never will

[Chorus]
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 'Cause all you people are vampires
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        And all your stories are stale
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 And though you pretend to stand by us
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        I know you're certain we'll fail

[Verse 2]
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   I've seen your eyes as they fix on me,
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full of confusion
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Your snarl is just so condescending!
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   Trying to explain that we're on to a win
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If the fee we get in near recoups what we're spending
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He said,
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"I can't believe that you drove all that way
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Well how much did they pay ya? How much did they pay ya?
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   You'd have been better to stay round our way"
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Thinking about things but not actually doing the things

[Chorus]
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'Cause all you people are vampires
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And all your stories are stale
And though you pretend to stand by us
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        I know you're certain we'll fail
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 'Cause all you people are vampires
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And all your stories are stale
And though you pretend to stand by us
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        I know you're certain we'll fail

[Interlude 1]
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[Interlude 2]
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D#(b5)
All you people are vampires!

[Solo]
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[Outro]
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