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[Intro]
B B
It's Christmas Eve
[Verse 1]
F#
And I've only wrapped two fucking presents
B
It's Christmas Eve
F#
And I've only wrapped two fucking presents
G#m
And I hate hate hate your guts
E
I hate hate hate your guts
B F# E
And I'll never talk to you again
[Chorus]
F# B
Unless your dad will suck me off,
F# E
I'll never talk to you again
B
Unless your mom will touch my cock,
F# E
I'll never talk to you again
B
Ejaculate into a sock,
F# E
I'll never talk to you again
F#
I'll never talk
[Verse 2]
B F#
It's Labor day and my grampa just ate seven fucking hot
dogs
B F#
Labor day and my grampa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
G#m
And he shit shit shit his pants
E
He's always fucking shit his pants
B F# E
And I'll never talk to you again
[Chorus]
F# B
Unless your dad will suck me off,
F# E
I'll never talk to you again
B
Unless your mom will touch my cock,
F# E
I'll never talk to you again
B
Ejaculate into a sock,
F# E
I'll never talk to you again
F#
I'll never talk
[Outro]
| B |
[Intro]
| B | B |
It's Christmas Eve
[Verse 1]
| F# - | B - |
| F# - | G#m - | E - | B F# |
| E
And I've only wrapped two fucking presents
It's Christmas Eve
And I've only wrapped two fucking presents
And I hate hate hate your guts
I hate hate hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you again
[Chorus]
F# | B F# | E - | B F# |
| E - | B F# | E F# |
Unless your dad will suck me off,
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock,
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock,
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk
[Verse 2]
| B - |
| F# - | B - | F# - | G#m - |
| E - | B F# | E
It's Labor day and my grampa just ate seven fucking hot
dogs
Labor day and my grampa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
And he shit shit shit his pants
He's always fucking shit his pants
And I'll never talk to you again
[Chorus]
F# | B F# |
| E - | B F# | E - | B F# |
| E F# |
Unless your dad will suck me off,
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock,
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock,
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk
[Outro]
| B |
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