Elephant In The Room

[Verse 1]
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Thank God for fermentation
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    Fermentation for the wine
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    Thank wine for conversation
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With these relatives inlaw of mine
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Thank these relatives for you, babe
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    Thank you for the bouncing boy
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    Doing the best that he can do to keep this

[Pre-Chorus]
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Family entertained as  it navigates
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The treacherous waters of talkin’ small

[Chorus]
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On this of all Thanksgivings
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When even the weather can go from zero to an all out brawl
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In seconds, just listen:

[Bridge]
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’Been kind of a warm November
God, you and the Climate Change again
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Why you gotta be all doom and gloom?
Whoo,
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boy! ‘least no one’s mentioned the giant elephant
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in the room

[Solo]
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   Feels good to be together, whether

[Verse]
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You think the world is ending soon
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    Or about to get better, so when

[Pre-Chorus]
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The bottles being passed,
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better fill your glass
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Cheers, we’re in it for the long  haul

[Chorus]
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On this of all Thanksgivings
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When even our sports can go from zero to an all out brawl
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In seconds, be careful:

[Bridge]
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Have you ever spent time in Cleveland? NO!
South Side of Chicago? NO!
Saint Louis? NO!
Ever heard about a fellow named Ricketts? YES!
Anything to do with his politics? NO!
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How ‘bout them  Cubs?
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How ‘bout them    Cubs?

[Outro]
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Just don’t you mention a giant elephant
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I mentioned it once and I think I got away with it
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Just say, Hey,
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what giant elephant in the room?