Kara Martin Added by Kara Martin
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[Intro]
F#m Bm
I don't know, dude
F#m
I think everybody's all jealous and shit
Bm
'Cause I'm, like, the lead singer of the band,
dude
F#m Bm
And I think everybody's got a fucking problem with me,
dude
F#m
And they need to take it up with me after the show
Bm
Because
[Chorus]
F#m
These chicks don't even know the
Bm
Name of my band
F#m
But they're all on me like they
Bm
Wanna hold hands
F#m
'Cause once I blow, they know
Bm
That I'll be the man
F#m
All because I'm the lead
Bm
Singer of my band
[Verse 1]
F#m
So I get off stage, right? Drop the mic
Bm
Walk up to these hot chicks,
and I'm all like
F#m
Sup, ladies? My name's Slim Shady
Bm
I'm the lead singer of D12, baby
F#m
They're all like, Oh my God, it's him
Bm
Becky, oh my fucking God, it's Eminem
F#m
I swear to fucking God, dude,
you fucking rock
Bm
Please, Marshall, please,
let me suck your cock
F#m
Now by now,
the rest of the fellas get jealous
Bm
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
F#m
All the chicks start yelling,
all the hot babes
Bm
Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on
stage
F#m
So, like every single night,
they pick a fight with me
Bm
But when we fight,
it's kinda like sibling rivalry
F#m
'Cause they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude,
Bm
I just think they're tryna steal the light from me
F#m
Yesterday,
Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Bm
'Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wifetobe
F#m
This rock star shit is the life for me
Bm F#m
And all the other guys just despise me because these
[Chorus]
These chicks don't even know the
Bm
Name of my band
F#m
But they're all on me like they
Bm
Wanna hold hands
F#m
'Cause once I blow, they know
Bm
That I'll be the man
F#m
All because I'm the lead
Bm
Singer of my band
[Post-Chorus]
F#m
My band, my band
Bm
My band, my band
F#m
My band , my band
Bm
My band, my band
F#m Bm F#m
My band
Bm
Give me this mic! Ow, dude!
[Verse 2]
F#m
You just wanna see a nigga backwards,
don't you?
Bm
ADAT? How come we don't rap on Pro Tools?
F#m
Smash these vocals and do a performance
Bm
But we in the van and he in a tour bus
F#m
You don't want my autograph,
you's a liar
Bm
And nah, I'm Swift, Oh,
I thought you were Kuniva
F#m
And what the hell is wrong with our dressing room?
Bm
'Cause our shit is looking smaller than a decimal
F#m
See, I know how to rap it's simple, but
Bm
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
F#m
So I'm more intact, tryna get on the map
Bm
Doing jumping jacks while getting whipped on my back
F#m
Look at Em, little punk ass,
thinking he the shit
Bm
Yeah, I know, man, by himself,
taking all the flicks
Ayy,
F#m
I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue?
Bm
No, I had an interview, not you two
F#m
You gon' be late for soundcheck! Man,
I ain't going to soundcheck
Bm
And our mics are screwed up! And his always sound best
F#m
You know what,
man? I'ma say somethin'
Bm
Ayo, Em! You got somethin' to say?! Man,
nuttin'
F#m
I thought you was about to tell him off, man,
wassup?
Bm
Man, I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man,
shut up
F#m
And you ain't even back me up,
and we supposed to be crew
Bm
Man, I was about to talk right after you,
I swear
[Chorus]
F#m
These chicks don't even know the
Bm
Name of my band
F#m
But they're all on me like they
Bm
Wanna hold hands
F#m
'Cause once I blow, they know
Bm
That I'll be the man
F#m
All because I'm the lead
Bm
Singer of my band
[Verse 3]
F#m
They say the lead singers rock,
but the group does not
Bm
Went from soldout arenas to amusement parks
F#m
How I'm gon' let the world know that Proof is hot?
Bm
I should cut his mic off when the music starts
F#m
Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
Bm
Every time I hear, Hey, dude,
I love your band!
F#m
We ain't a band, bitch,
we don't play instruments
Bm
So why he get ninety,
and we only get ten percent?
F#m
And these guys acting funny every area code
Bm
Proof, carry my bag! Bitch,
carry your own
F#m
Can't make it to the stage,
security in my way
Bm
Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?
F#m
God damn it, I'm sick of this group
Bm
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
F#m
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Bm
'Til Kon Artis slipped me some crack
F#m
Lose Yourself video, I was in the back
Bm
Superman video, uh, I was in the back
F#m
Fuck the media, I got some suggestions
Bm
Fuck Marshall, ask us some questions
F#m
Like, Who is D12? How we get started?
Bm
But what about Eminem? Bitch,
are you retarded?
F#m
Anyway,
I'm the popularest guy in the group
Bm
Bigass stomach, bitches think I'm cute
F#m
Fifty told me to do situps to get buff
Bm
Did two and a half and couldn't get up
F#m
Fuck D12, I'm outta this band
Bm
I'm 'bout to start a group with The Real Roxanne
[Bridge]
D C#
Girl, why can't you
See you're the
F#m Faug C#m/E B
Only one for me? And it
just
D C#
Tears my ass apart
To know that
B
You don't know my
C#sus4 C#
Name!
[Chorus]
F#m
These chicks don't even know the
Bm
Name of my band
F#m
But they're all on me like they
Bm
Wanna hold hands
F#m
'Cause once I blow, I know that
Bm
I'll be the man
F#m
All because I'm the new slim
Bm F#m
My band, my band
[Post-Chorus]
Bm
My band, my band
F#m
My band, my band
Bm
My band, my band
F#m Bm F#m Bm
My band
[Outro]
F#m
I'm the lead singer of my band
Bm
I get all the girls to take off their underpants
F#m
I'm the lead singer of my band
Bm
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
F#m
My salsa, woah, woah
Bm
Look out for my next single, it's called
F#m
My Salsa
Bm
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa,
F#m Bm
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
F#m Bm
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
F#m
My salsa
Where'd everybody go?...
[Intro]
| F#m | Bm | F#m | Bm |
| F#m | Bm | F#m | Bm |
I don't know, dude
I think everybody's all jealous and shit
'Cause I'm, like, the lead singer of the band,
dude
And I think everybody's got a fucking problem with me,
dude
And they need to take it up with me after the show
Because
[Chorus]
| F#m | Bm | F#m | Bm |
| F#m | Bm | F#m | Bm |
These chicks don't even know the
Name of my band
But they're all on me like they
Wanna hold hands
'Cause once I blow, they know
That I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead
Singer of my band
[Verse 1]
| F#m | Bm | F#m | Bm |
| F#m | Bm | F#m | Bm |
| F#m | Bm | F#m | Bm |
| F#m | Bm | F#m | Bm |
| F#m | Bm | F#m | Bm |
| F#m |
So I get off stage, right? Drop the mic
Walk up to these hot chicks,
and I'm all like
Sup, ladies? My name's Slim Shady
I'm the lead singer of D12, baby
They're all like, Oh my God, it's him
Becky, oh my fucking God, it's Eminem
I swear to fucking God, dude,
you fucking rock
Please, Marshall, please,
let me suck your cock
Now by now,
the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yelling,
all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on
stage
So, like every single night,
they pick a fight with me
But when we fight,
it's kinda like sibling rivalry
'Cause they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude,
I just think they're tryna steal the light from me
Yesterday,
Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
'Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wifetobe
This rock star shit is the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because these
[Chorus]
| Bm | F#m | Bm |
| F#m | Bm | F#m | Bm |
These chicks don't even know the
Name of my band
But they're all on me like they
Wanna hold hands
'Cause once I blow, they know
That I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead
Singer of my band
[Post-Chorus]
| F#m | Bm | F#m | Bm |
| F#m | Bm | F#m | Bm |
My band, my band
My band, my band
My band , my band
My band, my band
My band
Give me this mic! Ow, dude!
[Verse 2]
| F#m | Bm | F#m | Bm |
| F#m | Bm | F#m | Bm |
| F#m | Bm | F#m | Bm |
| F#m | Bm | F#m | Bm |
| F#m | Bm | F#m | Bm |
| F#m | Bm | F#m | Bm |
You just wanna see a nigga backwards,
don't you?
ADAT? How come we don't rap on Pro Tools?
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in the van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph,
you's a liar
And nah, I'm Swift, Oh,
I thought you were Kuniva
And what the hell is wrong with our dressing room?
'Cause our shit is looking smaller than a decimal
See, I know how to rap it's simple, but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm more intact, tryna get on the map
Doing jumping jacks while getting whipped on my back
Look at Em, little punk ass,
thinking he the shit
Yeah, I know, man, by himself,
taking all the flicks
Ayy,
I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue?
No, I had an interview, not you two
You gon' be late for soundcheck! Man,
I ain't going to soundcheck
And our mics are screwed up! And his always sound best
You know what,
man? I'ma say somethin'
Ayo, Em! You got somethin' to say?! Man,
nuttin'
I thought you was about to tell him off, man,
wassup?
Man, I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man,
shut up
And you ain't even back me up,
and we supposed to be crew
Man, I was about to talk right after you,
I swear
[Chorus]
| F#m | Bm | F#m | Bm |
| F#m | Bm | F#m | Bm |
These chicks don't even know the
Name of my band
But they're all on me like they
Wanna hold hands
'Cause once I blow, they know
That I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead
Singer of my band
[Verse 3]
| F#m | Bm | F#m | Bm |
| F#m | Bm | F#m | Bm |
| F#m | Bm | F#m | Bm |
| F#m | Bm | F#m | Bm |
| F#m | Bm | F#m | Bm |
| F#m | Bm | F#m | Bm |
| F#m | Bm | F#m | Bm |
They say the lead singers rock,
but the group does not
Went from soldout arenas to amusement parks
How I'm gon' let the world know that Proof is hot?
I should cut his mic off when the music starts
Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
Every time I hear, Hey, dude,
I love your band!
We ain't a band, bitch,
we don't play instruments
So why he get ninety,
and we only get ten percent?
And these guys acting funny every area code
Proof, carry my bag! Bitch,
carry your own
Can't make it to the stage,
security in my way
Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?
God damn it, I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
'Til Kon Artis slipped me some crack
Lose Yourself video, I was in the back
Superman video, uh, I was in the back
Fuck the media, I got some suggestions
Fuck Marshall, ask us some questions
Like, Who is D12? How we get started?
But what about Eminem? Bitch,
are you retarded?
Anyway,
I'm the popularest guy in the group
Bigass stomach, bitches think I'm cute
Fifty told me to do situps to get buff
Did two and a half and couldn't get up
Fuck D12, I'm outta this band
I'm 'bout to start a group with The Real Roxanne
[Bridge]
| D - | C# - | F#m Faug | C#m/E B |
| D - | C# - | B - | C#sus4 C# |
Girl, why can't you
See you're the
Only one for me? And it
just
Tears my ass apart
To know that
You don't know my
Name!
[Chorus]
| F#m | Bm | F#m | Bm |
| F#m | Bm | F#m | Bm |
| F#m |
These chicks don't even know the
Name of my band
But they're all on me like they
Wanna hold hands
'Cause once I blow, I know that
I'll be the man
All because I'm the new slim
My band, my band
[Post-Chorus]
| Bm | F#m | Bm |
| F#m | Bm | F#m | Bm |
My band, my band
My band, my band
My band, my band
My band
[Outro]
| F#m | Bm | F#m | Bm |
| F#m | Bm | F#m | Bm |
| F#m | Bm | F#m | Bm |
| F#m |
I'm the lead singer of my band
I get all the girls to take off their underpants
I'm the lead singer of my band
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
My salsa, woah, woah
Look out for my next single, it's called
My Salsa
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa,
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa
Where'd everybody go?...
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