The Worlds Biggest Paving Slab English Teacher

The Worlds Biggest Paving Slab

English Teacher

Jacqueline

167
Tuning Standard (E A D G B E)
Beat 4/4
Key: A
Capo:
No capo
Strumming 1

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Lyrics

[Intro]
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[Pre-Verse]
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[Verse 1]
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Oh, I am the world's biggest paving slab
But no one can walk over me
I am the Pendle Witches, John Simm
And I am Lee Ingleby
I am the Bank of Dave, Golden Postbox
And the festival of R&B
I'm not the terrorist of Talbot Street
But I have apocalyptic dreams

[Chorus]
Amaj9                       E
     You should see my armoury
Amaj9
     I am the world's biggest paving slab
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So watch your fucking feet

[Verse 2]
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 I am the world's biggest paving slab
But I sit here quietly
No one ever looks down at the ground
Yeah, no one ever notices me
I wish I were born a stone
And made Wycoller my home
Haunting with Charlotte Bronte
I'm not the terrorist of Talbot Street
But I think that ruins have beauty

[Chorus]
Amaj9                       E
     You should see my armoury
Amaj9                           E
     You should walk all over me
Amaj9
     I am the world's biggest paving slab
                                  E
And the world's smallest celebrity

[Outro]
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Bars

[Intro]
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[Pre-Verse]
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[Verse 1]
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Oh, I am the world's biggest paving slab
But no one can walk over me
I am the Pendle Witches, John Simm
And I am Lee Ingleby
I am the Bank of Dave, Golden Postbox
And the festival of R&B
I'm not the terrorist of Talbot Street
But I have apocalyptic dreams

[Chorus]
    Amaj9 - - | - - - - | - - - - | - - - - |
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| - Amaj9 - - | - - - - | - - - - | - - - - |
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You should see my armoury
I am the world's biggest paving slab
So watch your fucking feet

[Verse 2]
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I am the world's biggest paving slab
But I sit here quietly
No one ever looks down at the ground
Yeah, no one ever notices me
I wish I were born a stone
And made Wycoller my home
Haunting with Charlotte Bronte
I'm not the terrorist of Talbot Street
But I think that ruins have beauty

[Chorus]
    Amaj9 - - | - - - - | - - - - | - - - - |
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| - Amaj9 - - | - - - - | - - - - | - - - - |
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| - Amaj9 - - | - - - - | - - - - | - - - - |
| E -     - - | - - - - | - - - - | - - - - |

You should see my armoury
You should walk all over me
I am the world's biggest paving slab
And the world's smallest celebrity

[Outro]
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