Midlife Crisis

[Verse 1]
E5
  Go on and wring my neck
G5
  Like when a rag gets wet
B5
  A little discipline
A5
  For my pet genious
E5
  My head is like lettuce
G5
  Go on dig your thumbs in
B5
  I cannot stop give in
I'm thirty something

[Pre-chorus]
E5
  Sense of security
G5
  Like pockets jingleling
B5           A5
  Midlife crisis
E5
  Suck ingenuity
G5
  Down through the family
B5
Tree

[Chorus]
       E5
You're perfect yes it's true
D5    A5       E5         E5
  But without me you're only you
D5 A5     E5
     Your menstruating heart
D5 A5               B5
   It ain't bleeding  enough for two

[Pre-verse]
E5          G5  B5   A5
  It's a midlife  crisis
E5          G5  B5
  It's a midlife  crisis

[Verse 2]
E5
  What an inheritance
G5
  The salt and the kleenex
B5
  Morbid self attension
A5
  Bending my pinky back
E5
  A little discipline
G5
  A donor by habit
B5
  A little discipline
Rent an opinion

[Pre-chorus]
E5
  Sense of security
G5
  Holding blunt instrument
B5           A5
  Midlife crisis
E5
  I'm a perfectionist
G5
  And perfect is a skinned
B5
Knee

[Chorus]
       E5
You're perfect yes it's true
D5    A5       E5
  But without me you're only you
D5 A5     E5
     Your menstruating heart
D5 A5               B5
   It ain't bleeding  enough for two

[Breakdown]
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah

[Bridge]
E5 G5
     Crisis
B5 E5 G5
        Crisis

[Outro]
B5       E5
  You're perfect yes it's true
D5    A5       E5
  But without me you're only you
D5 A5     E5
     Your menstruating heart
D5 A5               B5
   It ain't bleeding  enough for two
       E5
You're perfect yes it's true
D5    A5       E5
  But without me you're only you
D5 A5     E5
     Your menstruating heart
D5 A5               B5
   It ain't bleeding  enough for two
       E5
You're perfect yes it's true
D5    A5       E5
  But without me you're only you
D5 A5     E5
     Your menstruating heart
D5 A5               B5
   It ain't bleeding  enough for two
       E5
You're perfect yes it's true
D5    A5       E5
  But without me you're only you
D5 A5     E5
     Your menstruating heart
D5 A5               B5           E5
   It ain't bleeding  enough for two