I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy And All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me

[Intro]
Em
G

[Verse 1]
Bsus4            Dadd9             Gsus2
     I found the cure to growing older
Em    Bsus4                      Dadd9     Gsus2
  And you're the only place that feels like     home
Em            Bsus4
  Just so you know, you'll never know,
Dadd9         Gsus2                 Em        Bsus4
     and some secrets weren't meant to be told
                Dadd9             Gsus2 Em Bm
But I found the cure to growing older

[Bridge]
D G D A Bm G D Bm
D G D A Bm G D

[Verse 2]
Bsus4             Dadd9            Gsus2
I'm  the first kid     to write of hearts, lies,
and friends
Em         Bsus4       Dadd9          Gsus2
  And I am sorry my conscience called in   sick again
Em             Bsus4     Dadd9 Gsus2
  And I've got arrogance down  to   a science
Em        Bsus4             Dadd9            Gsus2
  Oh, and I'm  the first kid     to write of hearts, lies,
           Em   Em G
and friends  now

[Chorus]
Bm                D                 Em
Douse yourself in cheap perfume It's
           G
so fitting, so fitting of the
Bm          A                   G
Way you are, you can't cover it up
               D
Can't cover it up
   Bm                D
So douse yourself in cheap perfume
     Em             G
It's so, so fitting, so fitting of the
Bm          A               G
Way you are, can't cover it up
               D     Bm
Can't cover it up, no

[Bridge]
D G D A Bm G
D Bm
D G D A Bm G D

[Verse 3]
Bsus4             Dadd9
Find a safe place,     brace yourself,
Gsus2
     bite your lips
Em            Bsus4           Dadd9          Gsus2
  I'm sending your fingernails     and empty bottles you've
sipped
Em             Bsus4         Dadd9     Gsus2
  Back to your family 'cause I    know you  will be missed
Em           Bsus4
  So you can find a safe place
Dadd9
     Brace yourself,
Gsus2              Em          Bsus4
     they call kids  like us vicious

[Pre-Chorus]
          Dadd9
And carved     out of stone
Gsus2         Em
     But, for what we've become,
Bsus4            Dadd9
     we just feel     more alone
Gsus2       Em                 Bsus4            Dadd9      Gsus2
     Always weigh what I've got     against what     I left
So,
Em              Bsus4        Dadd9            Gsus2
progress report:     I am missing you to death
Em Em G

[Chorus]
Bm                D                 Em
Douse yourself in cheap perfume It's
           G
so fitting, so fitting of the
Bm          A                   G
Way you are, you can't cover it up
               D
Can't cover it up
   Bm                D
So douse yourself in cheap perfume
     Em             G
It's so, so fitting, so fitting of the
Bm          A               G
Way you are, can't cover it up
               D     Em G
Can't cover it up, no

[Interlude]
Bm
  Someone old, no one new, feeling borrowed,
always blue
                        Em
Someone old, no one new,  feeling borrowed,
G
always blue
Bm
  Someone old, no one new, feeling borrowed,
always blue
                        Em
Someone old, no one new,  feeling borrowed,
G
 always...

[Solo]
Bsus4     Dadd9        Gsus2      Em     Bsus4 Dadd9 Gsus2 Em
I've found     the cure     to growing older
Bsus4     Dadd9        Gsus2      Em     Bsus4 Dadd9 Gsus2 Em Em G
I've found     the cure     to growing older

[Chorus]
Bm                D                 Em
Douse yourself in cheap perfume It's
           G
so fitting, so fitting of the
Bm          A                   G
Way you are, you can't cover it up
               D
Can't cover it up
   Bm                D
So douse yourself in cheap perfume
     Em             G
It's so, so fitting, so fitting of the
Bm          A               G
Way you are, can't cover it up
Can't cover it up