American Wedding

[Intro 1]
Bm F#   A E7 G D Em
     Eh!           American love.

[Intro 2]
F#            Bm
  American me,  American you,
F#
  American tea.
A
 Eh, American heartbreak.
E7
  oh, oh, oh...
G D Em F#

[Verse 1]
Bm                                 F#
  I took a walk with the palm trees  as the daylight fell
A
 Sangria in a canteen
E7
  Talking to myself
G
 This tattoo on my left hand
D
 Is turning purpleish blue
Em                      F#
  Daydreams of the romance
Daydreams of you

[Verse 2]
Bm
  My pretty woman in a ballgown
F#
  I'm Richard Gere in a tux
A
 Getting married in a courthouse
E7
  Writing vows in a rush
G
 Making out before the judge
D
 With my teenage wife
Em
  Got a wedding band done
F#
  That I just might die with

[Chorus]
G
It's an American wedding
D           F#
 They don't mean too much
            Bm
But we were so in love
   G
We had an American wedding
D           Em
 Now what's mine is yours
        F#
That's American law

[Verse 3]
Bm
  Mrs dot Kennedy
F#
  She signed her name in pen
A
 In a fancy fancy cursive
E7
  Then turned her term papers in
G                   D
 A thesis on Islamic virgin brides and arranged marriage
Em
  Hijabs and polygamist husbands
F#
  Those poor unamerican girls

[Verse 4]
Bm
  After school she ran to me
F#
  Jumped in my 5.0
           A
This is the home of the brave
Land of the free
        E7
But your  parents still didn't know
    G
She said I've had a hell of a summer
So baby
D
 Don't take this hard
    Em
But maybe we should get an annulment
           F#
Before this  goes way to far, Oh, oh!

[Chorus]
G
Just an American wedding
D           F#
 They don't mean too much
           Bm
They don't last enough
   G                       D
We had an American wedding no, oh...
           Em
Now what's mine is yours
     F#
American divorce

[Verse 5]
Bm
  Well you can have my mustang
F#
  That's all I've got in my name
A
 But Jesus Christ don't break my heart
E7
  This wedding ring won't ever wipe off
       G
But if you stay
         D
Oh if you stay
Em
  You'll probably leave later anyway
F#                                  Bm F# A
  It's love made in the U.S.A ohh...

[Outro]
           F#m
And nigga, if I did it,
                   E
I think you can too
                                             F#
These niggas can't do nothin' that I can't do
That she can't do, that he can't do
                              F#m
You can't do, that we can't do
Man,
                                          E          F#
I had a dream and then this shit came true I can't do
       F#
Uhh!...