Assault And Batteries Ice Nine Kills

Assault And Batteries

Ice Nine Kills

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0:00 3:26
Tuning Standard (E A D G B E)
Beat 4/4
Key: Dm
Capo:
No capo

Lyrics

[Intro]
Em
  Breaking news alert
A deadly shootout at a local toy store
Left one police officer wounded and a wanted serial killer
dead
We're back,
our next guest claims her son's doll is possessed
By the spirit of a dead mass murderer...
        D                           Bm
I'll be watching over you and every move you make
  A
I may be made of plastic,
        Em        D
but I'm wide awake
                                     Bm
I'll be right by your side until the day you die
                      D
Your friend until the end,
              Dm
I'm your Good Guy

[Bridge]
Hey, Andy!
It's time to play, motherfucker!

[Verse 1]
Dm
  Through a child's eye,
you'll find it's hard to refuse
A friendly freckled face (oh, honey,
isn't he cute?)
But little do they know,
little do they see
(Play time is over!)
                     A
It's a killing spree, bitch

[Pre-Chorus]
Nanana booboo, he's gonna get you
EVIL
DOLL
Nanana booboo, violence and voodoo

[Chorus]
          Bb
You won't ever grow up
          A
You won't make it past six
            Dm                             F
'Cause this twofoot tall demonic doll will make you his
bitch
          Bb
You won't ever grow up
He'll toy with you 'til you die
                   A
To prove that evil comes in every size

[Bridge]
Dm
(Mommy, Mommy
The doll is alive!)

[Verse 2]
Dm
One child holds the truth,
but he's labeled a liar
(One doll dismembered them all!)
(With no assembly required)
They won't know what to say
They won't know what to do
('Cause the carnage continues at a store near you!)

[Pre-Chorus]
A
 Nanana booboo, he's gonna get you
EVIL
DOLL
Nanana booboo, violence and voodoo

[Chorus]
          Bb
You won't ever grow up
          A
You won't make it past six
            Dm                             F
'Cause this twofoot tall demonic doll will make you his
bitch
          Bb
You won't ever grow up
               Gm
He'll toy with you 'til you die
   Bb              A              Dm              Bb
To prove that evil comes in every size (nananananana)

[Post-Chorus]
              A
And once he's planted his seed
Dm                 F               Bb
  You'll know your life's been uprooted
                A
'Cause safety's not guaranteed
Dm
  (Assault and batteries included)
Bb                A
  Stitched back together, it seems
Dm            F                  Bb
  By the evil bride of his dreams
                         A
(Heaven help you) if you hear him scream

[Bridge]
Dm
  Ade Due Damballa
(Attention shoppers,
one soul left in stock)
Ade Due Damballa
(A new kid on the chopping block)

[Pre-Solo]
Dm
  Yeah
Bb
  Hideyho, bitch

[Chorus]
Dm          Bb
  You won't ever grow up
          A
You won't make it past six
            Dm                             F
'Cause this twofoot tall demonic doll will make you his
bitch
          Bb
You won't ever grow up
               A
He'll toy with you 'til you die
   Bb              A              Dm
To prove that evil comes in every size (nana...
)

[Outro]
          Bb
You won't ever grow up
          A
You won't make it past six
            Dm                             F
'Cause this twofoot tall demonic doll will make you his
bitch
          Bb
You won't ever grow up
               A
He'll toy with you 'til you die
   Bb              A
To prove that evil comes
Evil comes
Evil comes
         Dm
In every size
Nana booboo, fuck you!

Bars

[Intro]
| Em - | - -  | -  - | - -  |
| -  - | - -  | -  - | - -  |
| -  - | - -  | -  D | - Bm |
| -  A | - Em | D  - | - Bm |
| -  - | D -  | Dm - | - -  |
| -  - | - -  |

Breaking news alert
A deadly shootout at a local toy store
Left one police officer wounded and a wanted serial killer
dead
We're back,
our next guest claims her son's doll is possessed
By the spirit of a dead mass murderer...
I'll be watching over you and every move you make
I may be made of plastic,
but I'm wide awake
I'll be right by your side until the day you die
Your friend until the end,
I'm your Good Guy

[Bridge]
Hey, Andy!
It's time to play, motherfucker!

[Verse 1]
            | Dm - | - - |
| - - | - - | -  - | - - |
| - - | - - | -  A | - - |
| - - | - - | -  - | - - |
| - - | - - | -  - |

Through a child's eye,
you'll find it's hard to refuse
A friendly freckled face (oh, honey,
isn't he cute?)
But little do they know,
little do they see
(Play time is over!)
It's a killing spree, bitch

[Pre-Chorus]
Nanana booboo, he's gonna get you
EVIL
DOLL
Nanana booboo, violence and voodoo

[Chorus]
                   | Bb - |
| A - | Dm - | F - | Bb - |
| - - | -  A | - - |

You won't ever grow up
You won't make it past six
'Cause this twofoot tall demonic doll will make you his
bitch
You won't ever grow up
He'll toy with you 'til you die
To prove that evil comes in every size

[Bridge]
            | Dm |
| - |

(Mommy, Mommy
The doll is alive!)

[Verse 2]
      | Dm - | - - | - - |
| - - | -  - | - - | - - |
| - - | - 

One child holds the truth,
but he's labeled a liar
(One doll dismembered them all!)
(With no assembly required)
They won't know what to say
They won't know what to do
('Cause the carnage continues at a store near you!)

[Pre-Chorus]
          A | - - | - - |
| - - | - - | - - | - - |
| - - | -

Nanana booboo, he's gonna get you
EVIL
DOLL
Nanana booboo, violence and voodoo

[Chorus]
           Bb | - A  | - Dm |
| - F  | - Bb | - Gm | - Bb |
| A Dm | - Bb | -

You won't ever grow up
You won't make it past six
'Cause this twofoot tall demonic doll will make you his
bitch
You won't ever grow up
He'll toy with you 'til you die
To prove that evil comes in every size (nananananana)

[Post-Chorus]
                 A | - Dm |
| - F | - Bb | - A | - Dm |
| - - | - Bb | - A | - Dm |
| - F | - Bb | - A | -

And once he's planted his seed
You'll know your life's been uprooted
'Cause safety's not guaranteed
(Assault and batteries included)
Stitched back together, it seems
By the evil bride of his dreams
(Heaven help you) if you hear him scream

[Bridge]
                      Dm |
| - - | - - | - - | - -  |
| - - | - - | - - | -

Ade Due Damballa
(Attention shoppers,
one soul left in stock)
Ade Due Damballa
(A new kid on the chopping block)

[Pre-Solo]
                       Dm |
| - - | - -  | - - | - -  |
| - - | - Bb | - - | -

Yeah
Hideyho, bitch

[Chorus]
                        Dm |
| - - | - -  | - -  | - -  |
| - - | - -  | - -  | - Bb |
| - A | - Dm | - F  | - Bb |
| - A | - Bb | A Dm | -

You won't ever grow up
You won't make it past six
'Cause this twofoot tall demonic doll will make you his
bitch
You won't ever grow up
He'll toy with you 'til you die
To prove that evil comes in every size (nana...
)

[Outro]
                        Bb |
| - A | - Dm | - F  | - Bb |
| - A | - Bb | - A  | - -  |
| - - | - -  | - Dm |

You won't ever grow up
You won't make it past six
'Cause this twofoot tall demonic doll will make you his
bitch
You won't ever grow up
He'll toy with you 'til you die
To prove that evil comes
Evil comes
Evil comes
In every size
Nana booboo, fuck you!

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