High As Fuck Jon Lajoie

High As Fuck

Jon Lajoie

Scott

304
0:00 2:48
Tuning Standard (E A D G B E)
Beat 4/4
Key: E
Capo:
Fret 4
Strumming 1

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Lyrics

[Intro]
| C Gsus4/B | Am7 G | Fadd9 G | C G |

[Verse 1]
C                          Gsus4/B      Am7
 Have you ever watched the sun    go down?
                              G
And you're thinking bout' the world spinning round
Fadd9                   G            C G
     Have you ever been high as fuck?

[Verse 2]
C                       Gsus4/B                 Am7
 You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself
                       G
And your dog's looking at you like you need help
Fadd9                   G            C G
     Have you ever been high as fuck?

[Verse 3]
C                         Gsus4/B          Am7
 Then you feel your heart pumping really fast
                                 G
And you're convinced that you're gonna have a heart attack
Fadd9                   G            C G
     Have you ever been high as fuck?

[Verse 4]
C                               Gsus4/B            Am7
 You close your eyes and you're on     a chicken farm
                            G
The only problem's that the chickens have human arms
Fadd9
     You say "that's fucked up,
           G                         C G
why do the chickens have human arms?"

[Verse 5]
C                       Gsus4/B                 Am7
 You need snacks so you walk   to the corner store
                              G
But you're scared because you think that they will know
you're high
Fadd9                       G                   C G
     So you walk around the block to buy some time

[Verse 6]
C                  Gsus4/B                Am7
 You finally decide       to go in the store
                                  G
But you're so high you don't know why you're there anymore
Fadd9                             G
     So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of
there

[Bridge 1]
C
G       Am7                     Gsus4/B   C  Gsus4/B
 You're walking home and you're mouth  is dry
                Am7
You should have bought some juice and snacks but you
Gsus4/B  C   Gsus4/B
were too high
Am7            Gsus4/B C    Gsus4/B
Thinking 'bout ketchup chips
        Am7                  Gsus4/B  C
And for some reason the game Battleship
                                                   C
And you start thinking about how fun it was to play games
like battleship when you were a kid

[Bridge 2]
And how,
as we get older we forget how to play and just to enjoy
ourselves
So you say "Guess What? I'm gonna make up a game right now
And it involves a baseball bat and a porcupine
And I'm gonna try to kill a porcupine with a baseball bat
But then you don't know where to find a porcupine
You go on ebay and you do a search but people don't sell
porcupines on the internet
                           G
And you say "You know what world?
You've got me cornered again!"
I'm gonna roll another joint

[Outro]
C                     Gsus4/B            Am7
 You ever eat a whole bag    of crackers that were so old
          G
That they weren't crispy anymore?
Fadd9                   G         C
     Have you ever been high as fuck?

Bars

[Intro]
| C Gsus4/B | Am7 G | Fadd9 G | C G |

[Verse 1]
| C Gsus4/B | Am7 G | Fadd9 G | C G |

Have you ever watched the sun    go down?
And you're thinking bout' the world spinning round
Have you ever been high as fuck?

[Verse 2]
| C Gsus4/B | Am7 G | Fadd9 G | C G |

You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself
And your dog's looking at you like you need help
Have you ever been high as fuck?

[Verse 3]
| C Gsus4/B | Am7 G | Fadd9 G | C G |

Then you feel your heart pumping really fast
And you're convinced that you're gonna have a heart attack
Have you ever been high as fuck?

[Verse 4]
| C Gsus4/B | Am7 G | Fadd9 G | C G |

You close your eyes and you're on     a chicken farm
The only problem's that the chickens have human arms
You say "that's fucked up,
why do the chickens have human arms?"

[Verse 5]
| C Gsus4/B | Am7 G | Fadd9 G | C G |

You need snacks so you walk   to the corner store
But you're scared because you think that they will know
you're high
So you walk around the block to buy some time

[Verse 6]
| C Gsus4/B | Am7 G | Fadd9 G |

You finally decide       to go in the store
But you're so high you don't know why you're there anymore
So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of
there

[Bridge 1]
                                                    | C - G -       |
| Am7 - - Gsus4/B | C - - Gsus4/B | Am7 - - Gsus4/B | C - - Gsus4/B |
| Am7 - - Gsus4/B | C - - Gsus4/B | Am7 - - Gsus4/B | C - - -       |
| C   - - -       | - - - -       | -   - - -       | - - - -       |
| -   - - -       | - - - -       | -   - - -       |

You're walking home and you're mouth  is dry
You should have bought some juice and snacks but you
were too high
Thinking 'bout ketchup chips
And for some reason the game Battleship
And you start thinking about how fun it was to play games
like battleship when you were a kid

[Bridge 2]
            | G |
| - |

And how,
as we get older we forget how to play and just to enjoy
ourselves
So you say "Guess What? I'm gonna make up a game right now
And it involves a baseball bat and a porcupine
And I'm gonna try to kill a porcupine with a baseball bat
But then you don't know where to find a porcupine
You go on ebay and you do a search but people don't sell
porcupines on the internet
And you say "You know what world?
You've got me cornered again!"
I'm gonna roll another joint

[Outro]
      | C Gsus4/B | Am7 G | Fadd9 G |
| - - | C -       |

You ever eat a whole bag    of crackers that were so old
That they weren't crispy anymore?
Have you ever been high as fuck?

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