Re Your Brains

[Verse 1]
Am
  Heya Tom,
     F            C                   G/B
it's Bob from the office down the hall
Am                F
  Good to see you buddy,
           G
how've you been?
Fdim7
     Thing have been OK for me,
  Am                 Am/G
except that I'm a zombie now
D7/F#                           G
     I really wish you'd let us in

[Pre-Chorus]
  F                    C/E             E7/G#            Am Am/G
I think I speak for all   of us when I say  I understand
F                   C              E7               Am Am/G
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand
    F              Fm
But here's an FYI: you're all gonna die screaming!

[Chorus]
C      G             F              G
All we want to do is eat your brains
               C
We're not unreasonable; I mean,
G
no one's gonna eat your eyes
F F/E F F/E F F/E F G
C      G             F              G
All we want to do is eat your brains
              Am        Em
We're at an impasse heremaybe we should compromise:
F F/E F F/E F F/E
F F/E    F      C/E         Dm F         C/E        F
  If you open up   the doors   We'll all come inside and
G               C
eat your brains!

[Verse 2]
Am                F
  I don't want to nitpick, Tom,
       C                     G/B
but is this really your plan?
Am                         F               G
  To spend your whole life locked inside a mall?
Fdim7
     Maybe that's OK for now,
    Am                   Am/G
but someday you'll be out    of food and guns
D7/F#
     And then you'll have to make the call

[Pre-Chorus]
G    F                   C/E            E7/G#
 I'm not surprised to see   you haven't thought it through
      Am Am/G
enough
    F                 C            E7                   Am Am/G
You never had the head for all that  biggerpicture stuff
    F
But Tom, that's what I do,
      Fm
and I plan on eating you slowly!

[Chorus]
C      G             F              G
All we want to do is eat your brains
               C
We're not unreasonable; I mean,
G
no one's gonna eat your eyes
F F/E F F/E F F/E F G
C      G             F              G
All we want to do is eat your brains
              Am        Em
We're at an impasse heremaybe we should compromise:
F F/E F F/E F F/E
F F/E    F      C/E         Dm F         C/E        F
  If you open up   the doors   We'll all come inside and
G               G#
eat your brains!

[Bridge]
                D#
I'd like to help  you, Tom,
   Edim7     C#
in any way I can
         C#m                                 G#
I sure appreciate the way you're working with  me
              D#
I'm not a monster, Tom, well,
Edim7              Fm
     technically I am
          C    G
I guess I am...

[Guitar Solo]
F G C G F F/E F F/E F F/E F G C G
F G C G F F/E F F/E F F/E F G

[Verse 3]
Am                    F
  I've got another meeting,
         C                   G/B
Tommaybe we could wrap it up?
Am                    F                 G
  I know we'll get to common ground somehow
Fdim7                             Am
Meanwhile, I'll report back to my colleagues,
         Am/G
who were chewing on the doors
D7/F#
     I guess we'll table this for now

[Pre-Chorus]
G    F               C/E              E7/G#              Am Am/G
 I'm glad to see you take constructive     criticism weII
F                  C
Thank you for your time,
                E7            Am Am/G
I know we're all  busy as hell
          F
And we'll put this thing to bed,
Fm
when I bash your head open!

[Chorus]
C      G             F              G
All we want to do is eat your brains
               C
We're not unreasonable; I mean,
G
no one's gonna eat your eyes
F F/E F F/E F F/E F G
C      G             F              G
All we want to do is eat your brains
              Am        Em
We're at an impasse heremaybe we should compromise:

[Outro]
F F/E F F/E F F/E
F F/E    F      C/E         Dm F         C/E        F
  If you open up   the doors   We'll all come inside and
G               C
eat your brains!