I Constantly Thank God For Esteban

[Intro]
| Gm - | D - | F - | D#7M D/F# |
| Gm - | D - | F - | D#7M D/F# |
| Gm - | D - | F - | D#7M D/F# |
| Gm - | D - | F - | D#7M D    |

[Verse 1]
Gm             D/F#              D#7M   D
  Give us this day our daily dose    of faux affliction
   Gm            D/F#
Forgive our sins forged at the pulpit
    D#7M                      D
With    forked tongues selling faux sermons
Gm     D/F#                 D#7M
I am a new wave gospel sharp
           D
And you'll be thy witness
   Gm                   D/F#
So gentlemen, if you're gonna preach
    D#7M      D                 A#/D#
For God sakes preach with conviction 
Gm
  Strike up the band

[Chorus]
Oh, the conductor is beckoning
     Gm/F
Come,    congregation,
and let's sing it like you mean it
   A#/D#
No,     don't you get it, don't you get it,
now
          D
Don't you move
Gm
  Strike up the band
Oh, the conductor is beckoning
     Gm/F
Come,    congregation,
and let's sing it like you mean it
   A#/D#
No,     don't you get it, don't you get it,
now
          D
Don't you move

[Interlude]
     Gm
Just stay where I can see you
Douse the lights
D/F#                                 Gm
    We sure are in for a show tonight

[Verse 2]
D/F#   Gm                       D/F#
    In this little number we're graced by two
        D#7M            D
displays    of character
                 Gm        D/F#
We've got the gunslinger extraordinaire
  D#7M               D
Walking contradiction
    Gm            D/F#                  D#7M
And I for one can see no blood from the hearts
                   D
And the wrists you allegedly slit
    Gm              D/F#
And I for one won't stand for this
        D#7M                      D         A#/D# Gm
If this scene were a parish you'd all be condemned
Strike up the band

[Chorus]
Oh, the conductor is beckoning
     Gm/F
Come,    congregation,
and let's sing it like you mean it
   A#/D#
No,     don't you get it, don't you get it,
now
          D
Don't you move
Gm
  Strike up the band
Oh, the conductor is beckoning
     Gm/F
Come,    congregation,
and let's sing it like you mean it
   A#/D#
No,     don't you get it, don't you get it,
now
           D
Don't you, don't you move

[Post-Chorus]
     Cm
Just stay where I can see you
Douse the lights

[Bridge]
D                            Gm   F
 We sure are in for a show tonight
D#     Cm
  Just stay where I can see you
          Gm
Douse the lights
D/F# D
      We sure are in for a show tonight
Gm          F    D#
Stay where I can see you
          D
Douse the lights

[Interlude]
Gm D/F# Gm/F D
Gm D/F#
Gm/F
D       Gm
 Strike up the band
Oh, the conductor is beckoning
     D/F#
Come,    congregation,
and let's sing it like you mean it
   D#7M
No,    don't you get it,
don't you get it now
          D
Don't you move
              Gm
Strike up the band
Oh, the conductor is beckoning
     D/F#
Come,    congregation,
and let's sing it like you mean it
   D#7M
No,    don't you get it,
don't you get it now
          D
Don't you move
              Gm
Don't you move
D/F# D#7M D
          Don't you move
Gm
  Strike up the band