Microwave

[Intro]
Dear people of the universe
A                    A6
 Bluebells are purple
Greenland's not green
Amaj7
My   pinky's not pink
A6                   A
So what does it mean?
Roses are red
A6                    Amaj7
But my name's not Dave     (Are you drunk?)
        A
I'm not drunk!
Microwave

[Verse 1]
Dmaj7
                            A A6
Do you know what I'm saying?
           Amaj7                A6
Do you know     what I'm saying?

[Pre-Chorus]
F#m          E
Lying on the kitchen floor
  B7
I know I shouldn't do it but I want to do it more

[Chorus]
D                       Bm7
Wait, sorry, I zoned out
                      A
What did you just say?
                         E6
Did you just call me pretty?
E              Bm7
You must be mistaken
                E6
Or talking to a mirror
E                     A
Sorry I'm bad at words

[Verse 2]
A                  Amaj7
Maths is yellow and     science is blue
A7                  D
Marmite's gross and so are you
C#m
Scotland isn't real
    F#m
Nicolas Cage isn't either
Bm               E
Yesterday I made friends with a spider
D Dm
OMG

[Pre-Chorus]
F#m          E
Lying on the kitchen flooring
B7
I bet you think that I'm boring

[Chorus]
D                       Bm7
Wait, sorry, I zoned out
                      A
What did you just say?
                         E6
Did you just call me pretty?
E              Bm7
You must be mistaken
                Ddim7/E
Or talking to a mirror
'Cause you're telling lies

[Post-Chorus]
Bm7 E             A
     You're so stupid
F#7          Bm7
   I'm going rabababadaaa, dada
E                 A G7
Ahbababadaaa, dada

[Bridge 1]
D
Wait!
               Bm7
Sorry, I zoned out
                 A
What did you just say?
                     E
Did you just call me pretty?
Wow!
Bm                      E
Yeah, la lala la la laaa
Sorry, I'm so bad at this

[Bridge 2]
A  D      Bm7     E      A
 I put my heart inside a microwave
  D
A microwave
  Bm7
A microwave
  E                A
A microwave for you
  D      Bm7     E      A
I put my heart inside a microwave
  D
A microwave,
  Bm7
A microwave,
  E                A
A microwave for you
  D      Bm7     E      A
I put my heart inside a microwave
  D
A microwave,
  Bm7
A microwave,
  E             A
A microwave for you

[Outro]
  A6     Bm7     Ddim7/E  A
I put my heart inside   a microwave
  A6
A microwave
  Bm7
A microwave