Death To All But Metal

[Intro]
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           All   right!
Yeah!
Cccome on!

[Verse 1]
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Fuck the Goo Goo Dolls,
they can suck my balls
They look like the dorks that hang out at the mall
Eminem can suck it, so can Doctor Dre
They can suck each other,
just because they're gay

[Pre-Chorus]
They can suck a dick,
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they can lick a sack
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Everybody shout,   "Heavy metal's back!"

[Chorus]
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Death to all but metal
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                Death to all but metal
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                Death to all but metal

[Verse 2]
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Death to Papa Roach,
Blink One Eighty Two
All those fucking pussies sounds like doggy doo
Wearing baggy pants,
spiking up their hair
They're not worth the crust on my underwear

[Pre-Chorus]
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Where is Def Leppard? Where is Mötley Crüe?
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Why do all my lyrics sound like Doctor Seuss?

[Chorus]
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Death to all but metal
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                Death to all but metal
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                Death to all but metal
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    Kill those fucking fuckheads who program MTV

[Bridge]
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They can suck my ass with all the record companies

[Verse 3]
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Death to Britney Spears,
kill the little slut
Kill Madonna too and then fuck her in the butt
Fuck Mariah Carey, death to Sheryl Crow
They can kiss each other on their camel toe

[Pre-Chorus]
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Fifty Cent's a fag, so is Kanye West
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Shooting hot sperm on each others' chest

[Chorus]
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Death to all but metal
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                Death to all but metal
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                Death to all but metal