Andrew Richardson PhD Added by Andrew Richardson PhD
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[Verse 1]
C Fsus2 C Fsus2 C Fsus2 C Fsus2
Set fire to your hair
C Fsus2 C Fsus2
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
C Fsus2 C Fsus2
Eat medicine that's out of date
C Fsus2 C Fsus2
Use your private parts as piranha bait
[Chorus]
C Em7 Am Em7
Dumb ways to die
F D G Am7
So many dumb ways to die
C Em7 Am Em7
Dumb ways to die
F G C Fsus2
So many dumb ways to die
[Verse 2]
C
Fsus2 C Fsus2 C Fsus2
Get your toast out with a fork
C Fsus2 C Fsus2
Do your own electrical work
C Fsus2 C Fsus2
Teach yourself how to fly
C Fsus2 C Fsus2
Eat a twoweekold unrefrigerated pie
[Chorus]
C Em7 Am Em7
Dumb ways to die
F D G Am7
So many dumb ways to die
C Em7 Am Em7
Dumb ways to die
F G C Fsus2
So many dumb ways to die
[Verse 3]
C Fsus2 C Fsus2
Invite a psychokiller inside
C Fsus2 C Fsus2
Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
C Fsus2 C Fsus2
Take your helmet off in outer space
C Fsus2 C Fsus2
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
[Chorus]
C Em7 Am Em7
Dumb ways to die
F D G Am7
So many dumb ways to die
C Em7 Am Em7
Dumb ways to die
F G C Fsus2
So many dumb ways to die
[Verse 4]
C Fsus2
Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
C
Fsus2 C Fsus2 C Fsus2
Sell both your kidneys on the Internet
C Fsus2 C Fsus2
Eat a tube of superglue
C
"I wonder,
Fsus2 C Fsus2
what's this red button do?"
[Chorus]
C Em7 Am Em7
Dumb ways to die
F D G Am7
So many dumb ways to die
C Em7 Am Em7
Dumb ways to die
F C
So many dumb ways to die
[Bridge]
Am Em7 C Cmaj7/E F G
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Am Em7 C Cmaj7/E F
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
[Verse 5]
G Am
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Em F
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
G Am Em
Run across the tracks between the platforms
F G
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
[Chorus]
C Em7 Am Em
Dumbest ways to die
C Em7 Am Em
The dumbest ways to die
C Em7 Am Em
Dumbest ways to die
F
So many dumb
G C
So many dumb ways to die
[Outro]
Be safe around trains
A message from Metro
[Verse 1]
| C Fsus2 | C Fsus2 | C Fsus2 | C Fsus2 |
| C Fsus2 | C Fsus2 | C Fsus2 | C Fsus2 |
| C Fsus2 | C Fsus2 |
Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait
[Chorus]
| C Em7 | Am Em7 |
| F D | G Am7 | C Em7 | Am Em7 |
| F G | C Fsus2 |
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
[Verse 2]
| C Fsus2 | C Fsus2 |
| C Fsus2 | C Fsus2 | C Fsus2 | C Fsus2 |
| C Fsus2 | C Fsus2 | C Fsus2 |
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a twoweekold unrefrigerated pie
[Chorus]
| C Em7 |
| Am Em7 | F D | G Am7 | C Em7 |
| Am Em7 | F G | C Fsus2 |
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
[Verse 3]
| C Fsus2 |
| C Fsus2 | C Fsus2 | C Fsus2 | C Fsus2 |
| C Fsus2 | C Fsus2 | C Fsus2 |
Invite a psychokiller inside
Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
[Chorus]
| C Em7 |
| Am Em7 | F D | G Am7 | C Em7 |
| Am Em7 | F G | C Fsus2 |
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
[Verse 4]
| C Fsus2 |
| C Fsus2 | C Fsus2 | C Fsus2 | C Fsus2 |
| C Fsus2 | C Fsus2 | C Fsus2 |
Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the Internet
Eat a tube of superglue
"I wonder,
what's this red button do?"
[Chorus]
| C Em7 |
| Am Em7 | F D | G Am7 | C Em7 |
| Am Em7 | - - | - F | C - |
| -
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
[Bridge]
Am | Em7 C | Cmaj7/E F | G Am |
| Em7 C | Cmaj7/E F | -
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
[Verse 5]
G | - Am |
| - Em | - F | - G | - Am |
| Em F | - G | -
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
[Chorus]
C | Em7 Am |
| Em C | Em7 Am | Em C | Em7 Am |
| Em - | - - | F - | G - |
| C - |
Dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to die
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die
[Outro]
Be safe around trains
A message from Metro
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