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[Intro]
| C | - |
[Verse 1]
C Gadd11 Am7 Gadd11
I like glitter and sparkly dresses
F
But I'm not going to talk about that
Gadd11
In my monologue
C Gadd11 Am7 Gadd11
I like baking and things that smell like winter
F
But I'm not going to talk about that
Gadd11
In my monologue
C
La la la, la la la
[Verse 2]
C Gadd11 Am7 Gadd11
I like writing songs about douche bags who cheat on me
F
But I'm not going to say that
Gadd11
In my monologue
C Gadd11
I like writing their names into songs
Am7 Gadd11
So they're ashamed to go in public
F
But I'm not going to say that
Gadd11 C
In my monologue
[Chorus]
C Gadd11 Am Gadd11 F
La la, la la la la la
Gadd11
This is my musical monologue
[Verse 3]
C C Gadd11
You might think I'd bring up Joe
Am Gadd11
The guy who broke up with me on the phone
F
But I'm not going to mention him
Gadd11
In my monologue
C Gadd11
Hey Joe, I'm doing real well
Am Gadd11
Tonight I'm hosting SNL
F
But I'm not going to brag about that
Gadd11
In my monologue
[Interlude]
C
La la la, ha ha ha
Ha ha ha, ha ha ha
La la la
[Verse 4]
C Gadd11
And if you're wondering if I might
Am Gadd11
Be dating the werewolf from Twilight
F
I'm not going to comment on that
Gadd11
In my monologue
[Chorus]
C Gadd11 Am Gadd11 F
La la, la la la la la
Gadd11
This is my musical monologue
[Bridge]
Am Gadd11
You might be expecting me to say
F Gadd11
Something bad about Kanye
F
And how he ran up on the stage
And ruined my VMA monologue
C Gadd11
But there's nothing more to say
Am Gadd11
'Cause everything's okay
F
I've got security lining this stage
It's my SNL monologue
[Chorus]
C Gadd11 Am Gadd11 F
La la, la la la la la
Gadd11
This is my SNL monologue
C Gadd11 Am Gadd11 F
La la, la la la la la
Gadd11
That was my SNL monologue
[Intro]
| C | - |
[Verse 1]
| C Gadd11 | Am7 Gadd11 |
| F - | Gadd11 - | C Gadd11 | Am7 Gadd11 |
| F - | Gadd11 - | C - | - - |
I like glitter and sparkly dresses
But I'm not going to talk about that
In my monologue
I like baking and things that smell like winter
But I'm not going to talk about that
In my monologue
La la la, la la la
[Verse 2]
| C Gadd11 | Am7 Gadd11 | F - | Gadd11 - |
| C Gadd11 | Am7 Gadd11 | F - | Gadd11 - |
| C - | - - |
I like writing songs about douche bags who cheat on me
But I'm not going to say that
In my monologue
I like writing their names into songs
So they're ashamed to go in public
But I'm not going to say that
In my monologue
[Chorus]
| C Gadd11 | Am Gadd11 |
| F - | Gadd11 - |
La la, la la la la la
This is my musical monologue
[Verse 3]
| C - | - - |
| C Gadd11 | Am Gadd11 | F - | Gadd11 - |
| C Gadd11 | Am Gadd11 | F - | Gadd11 - |
You might think I'd bring up Joe
The guy who broke up with me on the phone
But I'm not going to mention him
In my monologue
Hey Joe, I'm doing real well
Tonight I'm hosting SNL
But I'm not going to brag about that
In my monologue
[Interlude]
| C | - | - | - |
La la la, ha ha ha
Ha ha ha, ha ha ha
La la la
[Verse 4]
| C Gadd11 | Am Gadd11 | - - | - - |
| F - | Gadd11 - |
And if you're wondering if I might
Be dating the werewolf from Twilight
I'm not going to comment on that
In my monologue
[Chorus]
| C Gadd11 | Am Gadd11 |
| F - | Gadd11 - |
La la, la la la la la
This is my musical monologue
[Bridge]
| Am - - - | - - - - |
| - - - - | - - - - | - - Gadd11 - | - F - Gadd11 |
| - - - F | - - - - | - - - - | - - - - |
| - - - - | C - Gadd11 - | Am - Gadd11 - | F - - - |
| - - - - | - - - - | - - - - | - - - - |
| - -
You might be expecting me to say
Something bad about Kanye
And how he ran up on the stage
And ruined my VMA monologue
But there's nothing more to say
'Cause everything's okay
I've got security lining this stage
It's my SNL monologue
[Chorus]
C | Gadd11 Am | Gadd11 F | - Gadd11 |
| - C | Gadd11 Am | Gadd11 F | - Gadd11 |
La la, la la la la la
This is my SNL monologue
La la, la la la la la
That was my SNL monologue
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