Stop Me If You Think Youve Heard This One Before

[Intro]
Asus2 Em7 Cadd9 D
Ebm7 E Asus2 Em7
Cadd9 D Ebm7
E

[Chorus]
A                    Em7
Stop me, oh oho, stop   me
C                                     D
Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before
A                    Em7
Stop me, oh oho, stop   me
C                                     D               A
Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before
                 Em7
Nothing's changed
                 C                    D
I still love you, oh, I still love you
     A                       Em7
Only slightly, only slightly less
       C               D
Than I used to, my love

[Bridge]
Fsus2 Am Fsus2 G
Em7

[Verse 1]
A                       Em7
I was delayed, I was waylaid
    C
An emergency stop
                D                   A
I smelt the last ten seconds of life
                           Em7
I crashed down on the crossbar
        C
And the pain was enough to make
      D
A shy, bald, Buddhist reflect
A                   Em7
 And plan a mass murder
    C                    D
Who said I'd lied to her?
Oh,
A                             Em7
who said I'd lied because I never? I never!
C                             D
Who said I'd lied because I never?

[Bridge]
Fsus2 Am Fsus2 G
Em7

[Verse 2]
A                       Em7
I was detained, I was restrained
             C
And broke my spleen
And broke my knee
                D
And then he really laced into me
A                    Em7
Friday night in Outpatients
    C                    D
Who said I'd lied to her?
    A                              Em7
Oh, who said I'd lied? Because I never,
I never
C                              D
Who said I'd lied? Because I never
    A
And so I drank one
          Em7
It became four
           C                             D
And when I fell on the floor I drank more

[Bridge]
Fsus2 Am Fsus2 G
Em7

[Chorus]
A                    Em7
Stop me, oh oho, stop   me
C                                     D
Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before
A                    Em7
Stop me, oh oho, stop   me
C                                     D               A
Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before
                 Em7
Nothing's changed
                 C                    D
I still love you, oh, I still love you
     A                       Em7
Only slightly, only slightly less
       C               D
Than I used to, my love

[Solo]
A Em7 C D
A Em7 C D
Asus2 Em7 Cadd9 D
Ebm7 E

[Fade Out]
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