Doctor Worm

[Intro]
F# Bmaj7 F# G#m C#
F#

[Verse 1]
     F#
They call me Doctor Worm
D#m     B
   Good morning,
            C#
how are you?  I'm Doctor Worm
F#                  D#m
  I'm interested in things
    B             C#
I'm not a real doctor

[Chorus]
      B         C#
But I am a real worm,
        F#     D#m
I am an actual worm
  B           C#
I live like a worm

[Verse 2]
  F#
I like to play the drums
D#m  B
   I think I'm getting good
C#             F#         D#m
  But I can handle criticism
     B
I'll show you what I know

[Chorus]
C#            B              C#                F#
  And you can tell me if you think I'm getting better on
    D#m
the drums
     B                       C#               D
I'll leave the front unlocked  'cause I can't hear the
E
doorbell

[Instrumental]
A Dmaj7 A Dmaj7 A
F#

[Bridge]
When I get into it
I can't tell if you are watching me twirling the stick
G#m             D#m
When I give the signal
          B               D#dim7
My friend Rabbi Vole will play  the solo

[Break]
F# D#m B C#
F# D#m C# F# Bmaj7
F# Bmaj7 F#

[Bridge 2]
G#m               D#m
Someday, somebody else besides me
     B             Bm
Will call me by my stage name
They will

[Verse 3]
F#
call me Doctor Worm
D#m     B
   Good morning,
            C#
how are you?  I'm Doctor Worm
F#                  D#m
  I'm interested in things
    B             C#
I'm not a real doctor

[Chorus]
      B         C#
But I am a real worm,
        F#     D#m
I am an actual worm
  B           C#
I live like a worm and

[Verse 4]
  F#
I like to play the drums
D#m  B
   I think I'm getting good
C#             F#         D#m
  But I can handle criticism
     B
I'll show you what I know

[Chorus]
C#            B              C#                F#
  And you can tell me if you think I'm getting better on
    D#m
the drums
    B             C#
I'm not a real doctor,
         D       E      F#  Bmaj7
but they call me Doctor Worm

[Outro]
F# G#m C# F# Bmaj7
F# G#m C# F#