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[Intro]
| E | E7 | A | Am |
[Verse 1]
E
Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
G#
When I was a kid on VoIP
C#m
I thought when I get older
A Am
I'd marry her, I told her
E
Now I'm twentysix and I work in an office
G#
Nine till five's not the best,
I'll be honest
C#m
If I could change a single thing
A Am Asus2/F#
I'd make it me and not him
[Chorus]
A
But he's in your bed,
Am
I'm in your Twitch chat
E A Am
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
E A Am
And even though he's got social skills
E
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
A Am
Anyway, make the most of him
E G#
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick,
A Am
ohoh
F#m
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole
Woo
[Interlude]
E | - - - G# | - - - C#m | - - - A |
| - - - E | - - - G# | - - - C#m | - - - A |
| - Am - - | - - -
[Verse 2]
And yeah, I've met Jared
Of course, I've met Jared
G#
The one who took you away from me
C#m
You hit it off instantly
A Am
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
E
I've seen his jawline, shoulders,
and muscles
G#
Push against his fashion sense
C#m
I've thought about what he looks like nude
A Am E
I'm not gay, though
[Bridge]
E G#
'Cause she's living the dream
C#m
Oh, she's living the dream
A Am E
From back when we were seventeen
G#
She's living the dream
C#m
Oh, she's living the dream
A Am E
From back when we were seventeen
[Verse 3]
How on earth could I be saved?
C#m
When I'm one click away from insane
I just think that I deserve
A Am
A little bit of what I earned
E
I'm not gonna make another scene
G#
The one I made when I was twentythree
C#m A Am Asus2/F#
Means I'm not allowed in Disney
[Chorus]
A Am
World But he's in your bed,
E A Am
I'm in your Twitch chat I've got the key and
E
he's just a doormat
A Am
And even though he's got social skills
E
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
A Am
Anyway, make the most of him
E G#
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick,
A Am F#m
ohoh
Your new boyfriend's an arse
[Interlude]
E G# C#m A Am
hole
[Outro]
E G# C#m
I think about you every day
A E
So how on earth can I be saved?
G# C#m
I think about him a lot as well
A Am
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell
E
'Cause you're beauty
G#
And you're grace
C#m A Am
Your telephone calls are my favourite place
E G# C#m
And I want you to notice me
A
With no restraining order,
Am E
please Jason Derulo
G# C#m
I want you to care
A Am
I want to smell your
E G# C#m A Am
[Intro]
| E | E7 | A | Am |
[Verse 1]
| E - - - | G# - - - | C#m - - - | A - Am - |
| E - - - | G# - - - | C#m - - - | A - Am - |
| Asus2/F# - - - | - - -
Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
When I was a kid on VoIP
I thought when I get older
I'd marry her, I told her
Now I'm twentysix and I work in an office
Nine till five's not the best,
I'll be honest
If I could change a single thing
I'd make it me and not him
[Chorus]
A | - Am - E | - - - A |
| - Am - E | - - - A | - Am - E | - - - A |
| - Am - E | - G# - A | - Am - F#m | - - - - |
| - - -
But he's in your bed,
I'm in your Twitch chat
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
And even though he's got social skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick,
ohoh
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole
Woo
[Interlude]
E | - - - G# | - - - C#m | - - - A |
| - - - E | - - - G# | - - - C#m | - - - A |
| - Am - - | - - -
[Verse 2]
G# | - - - C#m | - - - A |
| - Am - E | - - - G# | - - - C#m | - - - A |
| - Am - E | - - -
And yeah, I've met Jared
Of course, I've met Jared
The one who took you away from me
You hit it off instantly
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
I've seen his jawline, shoulders,
and muscles
Push against his fashion sense
I've thought about what he looks like nude
I'm not gay, though
[Bridge]
E | - - - G# | - - - C#m |
| - - - A | - Am - E | - - - G# | - - - C#m |
| - - - A | - Am - E | - - - - | - - -
'Cause she's living the dream
Oh, she's living the dream
From back when we were seventeen
She's living the dream
Oh, she's living the dream
From back when we were seventeen
[Verse 3]
C#m |
| - - - A | - Am - E | - - - G# | - - - C#m |
| - - - A | - Am - Asus2/F# | - - - - | - -
How on earth could I be saved?
When I'm one click away from insane
I just think that I deserve
A little bit of what I earned
I'm not gonna make another scene
The one I made when I was twentythree
Means I'm not allowed in Disney
[Chorus]
A |
| Am E | - A | Am E | - A |
| Am E | - A | Am E | G# A |
| Am F#m | -
World But he's in your bed,
I'm in your Twitch chat I've got the key and
he's just a doormat
And even though he's got social skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick,
ohoh
Your new boyfriend's an arse
[Interlude]
E | - G# | - C#m |
| - A | Am
hole
[Outro]
E | - G# | - C#m |
| - A | - E | - G# | - C#m |
| - A | Am E | - G# | - C#m |
| - A | Am E | - G# | - C#m |
| - A | Am E | - G# | - C#m |
| - A | Am E | - G# | - C#m |
| - A | Am - |
I think about you every day
So how on earth can I be saved?
I think about him a lot as well
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell
'Cause you're beauty
And you're grace
Your telephone calls are my favourite place
And I want you to notice me
With no restraining order,
please Jason Derulo
I want you to care
I want to smell your
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