Pedestrian At Best

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
F#
  I love you, I hate  you, I'm on the fence,
it all depends
Whether I'm up or down, I'm on the mend,
transcending all reality
I like you, despise you, admire you
What are we gonna do when everything all falls through?
I must confess,
I've made a mess of what should be a small success
But I digress, at least I've tried my very best,
I guess
This, that, the other, why even bother?
It won't be with me on my deathbed,
but I'll still be in your head

[Chorus]
F#            E               A              B
Put me on a pedestal and I'll only disappoint you
F# E A B F#               E
         Tell me I'm exceptional,
  A                 B
I promise to exploit you
F# E A B F#                 E
         Give me all your money,
         A              B
and I'll make some origami, honey
F# E A B F#
         I think you're a joke,
E    A               B     F# E
 but I don't find you very fun

[Bridge]
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[Verse 2]
F#
  My internal monologue is saturated analog
It's scratched and drifting,
I've become attached to the idea
It's all a shifting dream,
bittersweet philosophy
I've got no idea how I even got here
I'm resentful,
I'm having an existential time crisis
Want bliss,
daylight savings won't fix this mess
Under-worked and over-sexed,
I must express my disinterest
The rats are back inside my head,
what would Freud have said?

[Chorus]
F#            E               A              B
Put me on a pedestal and I'll only disappoint you
F# E A B F#               E
         Tell me I'm exceptional,
  A                 B
I promise to exploit you
F# E A B F#                 E
         Give me all your money,
         A              B
and I'll make some origami, honey
F# E A B F#
         I think you're a joke,
E    A               B     F# E
 but I don't find you very fun

[Bridge]
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[Verse 3]
F#
  I wanna wash out my head with turpentine,
cyanide
I dislike this internal diatribe when I try to catch your
eye
I hate seeing you crying in the kitchen
I don't know why it affects me like this when you're not
even mine to consider
Erroneous, harmonious,
I'm hardly sanctimonious
Dirty clothes,
I suppose we all outgrow ourselves
I'm a fake, I'm a phoney, I'm awake,
I'm alone
I'm homely, I'm a Scorpio

[Chorus]
F#            E               A              B
Put me on a pedestal and I'll only disappoint you
F# E A B F#               E
         Tell me I'm exceptional,
  A                 B
I promise to exploit you
F# E A B F#                 E
         Give me all your money,
         A              B
and I'll make some origami, honey
F# E A B F#
         I think you're a joke,
E    A               B     F# E
 but I don't find you very funny
F#            E               A              B
Put me on a pedestal and I'll only disappoint you
F# E A B F#               E
         Tell me I'm exceptional,
  A                 B
I promise to exploit you
F# E A B F#                 E
         Give me all your money,
         A              B
and I'll make some origami, honey
F# E A B F#
         I think you're a joke,
E    A               B     F# E
 but I don't find you very fun

[Outro]
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