Cheryl Jennings Ajouté par Cheryl Jennings
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[Intro]
D D/C G/B Gm/Bb D D/C
G/B Gm/Bb
D
Folks,
D/C G/B Gm/Bb
I'd like to sing song about the American Dream
D D/C
About me, about you
G/B Gm/Bb D D/C
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the
G/B Gm/Bb
bottom of our chests About
D D/C G/B
that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Gm/Bb
Maybe
D D/C
below the cockles,
G/B Gm/Bb D D/C
Maybe in the sub cockle area, Maybe in
G/B Gm/Bb
the liver, maybe in the kidneys,
D D/C G/B Gm/Bb
Maybe even in the colon, we don't know
[Verse 1]
D D/C
I'm just a regular Joe,
G/B Gm/Bb D
with a regular job
D/C G/B Gm/Bb D
I'm your average white, suburbanite slob
D/C G/B Gm/Bb
I like football and porno and books about war
D D/C
I got an average house,
G/B Gm/Bb
with a nice hardwood floor
D D/C G/B Gm/Bb D
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
D/C G/B Gm/Bb D D/C
My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar
G/B
Gm/Bb D D/C G/B Gm/Bb
But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man
D D/C
like me interested
G/B Gm/Bb
no way,
D D/C G/B Gm/Bb D D/C
No I gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense
G/B Gm/Bb
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
D D/C G/B Gm/Bb
I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
D D/C G/B Gm/Bb
While people behind me are going insane
[Chorus]
D D/C G/B Gm/Bb
I'm an asshole
D D/C G/B Gm/Bb
I'm an asshole
[Verse 2]
D D/C G/B Gm/Bb
I use public toilets and I piss on the seat
D D/C G/B Gm/Bb
I walk around in the summer time saying "how about this
heat?"
[Chorus]
D D/C G/B Gm/Bb
I'm an asshole
D D/C G/B Gm/Bb
I'm an asshole
[Verse 3]
D D/C G/B Gm/Bb
Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
D D/C G/B Gm/Bb
While handicapped people make handicapped faces
[Chorus]
D D/C G/B Gm/Bb
I'm an asshole
D D/C G/B Gm/Bb
I'm an asshole
[Bridge]
Em A
May be I shouldn't be singing this song
Em A
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Em A
May be they're right when they tell me I'm wrong..
A
.
[Chorus]
D D/C
Nah I'm
G/B Gm/Bb
an asshole
D D/C G/B Gm/Bb
I'm an asshole
[Interlude]
D D/C
You know what I'm gonna do?
G/B Gm/Bb
I'm gonna get mysel f a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado
convertible
D D/C
Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
G/B
And all leather cow interior
Gm/Bb D D/C
And big brown baby seal eyes for head lights (yeah) And I'm
G/B Gm/Bb D
gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour Gettin' 1
D/C
mile
per gallon,
G/B Gm/Bb
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from
D D/C
McDonald's In the old fashioned
G/B Gm/Bb
nonbiodegradable styrofoam containers And
D D/C
when I'm done sucking down those greaseball burgers
G/B Gm/Bb
I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
D D/C
And then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out
the side
G/B Gm/Bb D D/C
And there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about
it
G/B Gm/Bb D
You know why, because we've got the bomb,
D/C
that's why
G/B Gm/Bb
Tw o words, nuclear fucking weapons, OK?
Russia, Germany, Romania,
D D/C G/B
they can have all the democracy they want
Gm/Bb D
They can have a big democracy cakewalk
D/C G/B Gm/Bb
Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square And it
D
won't make a lick of difference
D/C
Because we've got the bombs, OK?
G/B
John Wayne's not dead, he's frozen
Gm/Bb D
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer
D/C G/B
We're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty
pissed off
Gm/Bb
You know why
D
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
D/C G/B
Well multipl y that by 15 million times
Gm/Bb D D/C
That's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be!
G/B
I'm gonna get the Duke,
Gm/Bb
and John Cassavetes
D D/C
And Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah,
G/B Gm/Bb
and a case of whiskey
D
And drive down to exas and
D/C G/B
Why don't you just shut up and sing the song,
Gm/Bb
pal?
[Chorus]
D D/C G/B Gm/Bb
I'm an asshole
D D/C G/B Gm/Bb
I'm an asshole
D D/C G/B Gm/Bb
ASSHOLE
D
Everybody
D/C G/B Gm/Bb D D/C G/B Gm/Bb D
ASSHOLE
D/C G/B Gm/Bb D D/C G/B Gm/Bb
I'm an asshole and I'm proud of it
[Intro]
| D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb | D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb |
| D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb | D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb |
| D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb | D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb |
| D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb | D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb |
| D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb |
Folks,
I'd like to sing song about the American Dream
About me, about you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the
bottom of our chests About
that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Maybe
below the cockles,
Maybe in the sub cockle area, Maybe in
the liver, maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon, we don't know
[Verse 1]
| D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb |
| D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb | D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb |
| D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb | D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb |
| D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb | D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb |
| D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb | D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb |
| D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb | D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb |
| D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb | D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb |
I'm just a regular Joe,
with a regular job
I'm your average white, suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I got an average house,
with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar
But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man
like me interested
no way,
No I gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
While people behind me are going insane
[Chorus]
| D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb | D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb |
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
[Verse 2]
| D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb | D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb |
I use public toilets and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time saying "how about this
heat?"
[Chorus]
| D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb | D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb |
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
[Verse 3]
| D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb | D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb |
Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces
[Chorus]
| D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb | D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb |
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
[Bridge]
| Em | A | Em | A |
| Em | A | A | - |
May be I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
May be they're right when they tell me I'm wrong..
.
[Chorus]
| D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb | D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb |
Nah I'm
an asshole
I'm an asshole
[Interlude]
| D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb | D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb |
| D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb | D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb |
| D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb | D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb |
| D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb | D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb |
| D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb | D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb |
| D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb | D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb |
| D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb | D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb |
| D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb | D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb |
| D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb |
You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get mysel f a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado
convertible
Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
And all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for head lights (yeah) And I'm
gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour Gettin' 1
mile
per gallon,
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from
McDonald's In the old fashioned
nonbiodegradable styrofoam containers And
when I'm done sucking down those greaseball burgers
I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out
the side
And there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about
it
You know why, because we've got the bomb,
that's why
Tw o words, nuclear fucking weapons, OK?
Russia, Germany, Romania,
they can have all the democracy they want
They can have a big democracy cakewalk
Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square And it
won't make a lick of difference
Because we've got the bombs, OK?
John Wayne's not dead, he's frozen
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer
We're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty
pissed off
You know why
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well multipl y that by 15 million times
That's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be!
I'm gonna get the Duke,
and John Cassavetes
And Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah,
and a case of whiskey
And drive down to exas and
Why don't you just shut up and sing the song,
pal?
[Chorus]
| D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb |
| D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb | D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb |
| D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb | D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb |
| D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb | D D/C | G/B Gm/Bb |
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
ASSHOLE
Everybody
ASSHOLE
I'm an asshole and I'm proud of it
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