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[Intro]
Cm Fm Eb G/D
May I have your attention,
please?
Cm Fm Eb G/D
May I have your attention, please?
Cm Fm
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Eb
I repeat,
G/D Cm Fm
will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Eb G/D
We're gonna have a problem here
[Verse 1]
Cm Fm
Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
Eb
Jaws all on the floor like Pam,
G/D
like Tommy just burst in the door
Cm Fm
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
Eb
They first were divorced,
G/D
throwin' her over furniture
Cm Fm
It's the return of the, oh wait, no way,
you're kidding
Eb G/D
He didn't just say what I think he did,
did he
Cm Fm Eb
And Dr. Dre said, nothing you idiots
Dr.
G/D
Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement
Cm Fm
Feminist women love Eminem
Eb
Chickachickachicka Slim Shady,
G/D
I'm sick of him
Cm
Look at him, walkin' around,
Fm
grabbin' his youknowwhat
Eb
Flippin' the youknowwho,
G/D
yeah but he's so cute though
Cm Fm
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
Eb
But no worse,
G/D
than what's goin' on in your parents bedrooms
Cm Fm
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose,
Eb
but can't
G/D
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
Cm
My bum is on your lips,
Fm
my bum is on your lips
Eb G/D
And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
Cm Fm
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
Eb G/D
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Cm Fm
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
Eb
By the time they hit fourth grade
G/D
They got the Discovery Channel don't they
Cm Fm
We ain't nothin' but mammals
Eb
Well, some of us are cannibals
G/D
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
Cm Fm
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Eb G/D
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't
elope
Cm
But if you feel like I feel,
Fm
I got the antidote
Eb
Women wave your pantyhose,
G/D
sing the chorus and it goes
[Chorus]
Cm Fm
I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
Eb
All you other Slim Shadys,
G/D
are just imitating
Cm
So won't the real Slim Shady,
Fm
please stand up
Eb G/D
Please stand up, please stand up
Cm
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes,
Fm
I'm the real Shady
Eb
All you other Slim Shadys,
G/D
are just imitating
Cm
So won't the real Slim Shady,
Fm
please stand up
Eb G/D
Please stand up, please stand up
[Verse 2]
Cm Fm
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Eb G/D
Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
Cm Fm
You think I give a damn about a Grammy
Eb
Half of you critics can't even stomach me
G/D
Let alone stand me
Cm
But Slim, what if you win,
Fm
wouldn't it be weird
Why,
Eb G/D
so you guys can just lie to get me here
Cm Fm
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
Shit,
Eb G/D
Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
Cm Fm
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
Eb G/D
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Cm Fm
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
Eb G/D
Yeah he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim,
hehe
Cm Fm
I should download her audio on mp3
Eb
And show the whole world,
G/D
how you gave Eminem VD
Cm Fm
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups,
Eb G/D
all you do is annoy me So I have been sent
here to destroy you
Cm Fm
And there's a million of us just like me
Eb
Who cuss like me,
G/D
who just don't give a fuck like me
Cm
Who dress like me,
Fm
walk talk and act like me
Eb
And just might be, the next best thing,
G/D
but not quite me
[Chorus]
Cm Fm
I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
Eb
All you other Slim Shadys,
G/D
are just imitating
Cm
So won't the real Slim Shady,
Fm
please stand up
Eb G/D
Please stand up, please stand up
Cm
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes,
Fm
I'm the real Shady
Eb
All you other Slim Shadys,
G/D
are just imitating
Cm
So won't the real Slim Shady,
Fm
please stand up
Eb G/D
Please stand up, please stand up
[Verse 3]
Cm
I'm like a head trip to listen to,
Fm
'cause I'm only givin' you
Eb G/D
Things you joke about with your friends inside your
livin' room
Cm Fm
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front
Eb
of ya'll
G/D Cm
And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
Fm
I just get on the mic and spit it
Eb
And whether you like to admit it,
G/D
I just shit it
Cm Fm
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder,
Eb G/D
how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums?
Cm Fm
It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm goin' when I'm thirty
Eb G/D
I'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirting
Cm Fm
Pinchin' nurses asses while I'm jackin' off with Jergens
Eb G/D
And I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workin'
Cm Fm
In every single person there's a Slim Shady lurkin'
Eb
He could be workin' at Burger King,
G/D
spittin' on your onion rings
Cm Fm
Or in the parkin' lot circling,
Eb
screamin' I don't give a fuck
G/D
With his windows down and his system up
Cm
So will the real Shady,
Fm
please stand up
Eb
And put one of those fingers,
G/D
on each hand up
Cm Fm
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
Eb G/D
And one more time loud as you can how does it go
[Chorus]
Cm Fm
I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
Eb
All you other Slim Shadys,
G/D
are just imitating
Cm
So won't the real Slim Shady,
Fm
please stand up
Eb G/D
Please stand up, please stand up
Cm
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes,
Fm
I'm the real Shady
Eb
All you other Slim Shadys,
G/D
are just imitating
Cm
So won't the real Slim Shady,
Fm
please stand up
Eb G/D
Please stand up, please stand up
[Post-Chorus]
Cm
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes,
Fm
I'm the real Shady
Eb
All you other Slim Shadys,
G/D
are just imitating
Cm
So won't the real Slim Shady,
Fm
please stand up
Eb G/D
Please stand up, please stand up
Cm
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes,
Fm
I'm the real Shady
Eb
All you other Slim Shadys,
G/D
are just imitating
Cm
So won't the real Slim Shady,
Fm
please stand up
Eb G/D
Please stand up, please stand up
[Outro]
Cm
Haha,
Fm
Eb G/D Cm Fm
guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Eb G/D Cm Fm Eb G/D Cm Fm Eb G/D Cm Fm Eb G/D Cm Fm Eb G/D
Fuck it, let's all stand up
[Fade Out]
| Cm Fm | Eb G/D | Cm Fm | Eb G/D |
[Intro] | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here [Verse 1] | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture It's the return of the, oh wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he And Dr. Dre said, nothing you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement Feminist women love Eminem Chickachickachicka Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his youknowwhat Flippin' the youknowwho, yeah but he's so cute though Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse, than what's goin' on in your parents bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They got the Discovery Channel don't they We ain't nothin' but mammals Well, some of us are cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes [Chorus] | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up [Verse 2] | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy Half of you critics can't even stomach me Let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird Why, so you guys can just lie to get me here So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hehe I should download her audio on mp3 And show the whole world, how you gave Eminem VD I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me So I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk talk and act like me And just might be, the next best thing, but not quite me [Chorus] | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up [Verse 3] | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm goin' when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirting Pinchin' nurses asses while I'm jackin' off with Jergens And I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workin' In every single person there's a Slim Shady lurkin' He could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parkin' lot circling, screamin' I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady, please stand up And put one of those fingers, on each hand up And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time loud as you can how does it go [Chorus] | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up [Post-Chorus] | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up [Outro] | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | Haha, guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up [Fade Out] | Cm Fm | Eb G/D | Cm Fm | Eb G/D |
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