Yule Shoot Your Eye Out

[Intro]
B

[Pre-Verse]
C#m G#m E
B C#m
G#m E                         C#m
     These are your good years

[Verse 1]
      G#m       E
Don't take my advice
          B          C#m        G#m  E
You never wanted the nice boys anyway
                     C#m
And I'm of good cheer
                G#m        E
Cause I've been checking my list
    B              C#m            G#m
The gifts you're receiving from me
     E
Will be

[Bridge]
Gaug   G#m
    One   awkward silence
E                  Gaug         G#m
 And two hopes you cry yourself to sleep
           E
Staying up, waiting by the phone
    Gaug G#m          E                                Gaug
And all I   want this year is for you to dedicate your last
          G#m
breath to me
           E
Before you bury yourself alive

[Chorus]
B           E              F# B
 Don't come home for Christmas
                             E
You're the last thing I want to see
F#             B   E
Underneath the tree
                 Em
Merry Christmas, I could care less

[Pre-Verse]
C#m G#m E B C#m G#m E

[Verse 2]
      C#m         G#m
Happy new years baby
E                  B     C#m       G#m    E
You owe me the best gift I  will ever ask for
      C#m
Don't call me up,
G#m         E
   when the snow comes down
B         C#m              G#m     E
 It's the only thing I want   this year

[Bridge]
Gaug   G#m
    One   awkward silence
E                  Gaug         G#m
 And two hopes you cry yourself to sleep
           E
Staying up, waiting by the phone
    Gaug G#m          E                                Gaug
And all I   want this year is for you to dedicate your last
          G#m
breath to me
           E
Before you bury yourself alive

[Chorus]
B           E              F# B
 Don't come home for Christmas
                             E
You're the last thing I want to see
F#             B   E
Underneath the tree
                 Em
Merry Christmas, I could care less

[Interlude]
B E B E
B E B E
Em6/G

[Chorus]
C     Csus2/B     F              G  C               Csus2/B
 Don't       come home for Christmas You're the last
             F
thing I want to see
G              C   Csus2/B F G
Underneath the tree
C     Csus2/B    F       G
Merry Christmas, I could care less
C     Csus2/B     F              G  C               Csus2/B
 Don't       come home for Christmas You're the last
             F
thing I want to see
G              C   Csus2/B F
Underneath the tree
F                Fm
Merry Christmas, I could care less

[Outro]
C
 Sweet! They've recorded a Christmas song!
They must've spent a lot of money on this..
.
But this one time,
this one Christmas I got this