Youll Go To Jail

[Verse 1]
E5    F#5     B5
  You can try holding up a payroll
          F#5
With your pants around your ankles,
      G#5                            F#5
And a darkened plastic bag over your head,
Tied on real tightly.
    B5                            D#5
Put sugar in the gas tank of your flat-tired getaway car,
        G#5                       F#5
With an amputated arsehole at the wheel.
G#5               G5               F#5
You can't tell me that it's a real steal.

[Chorus]
             B5   E5          F#5 B5   D#5
And you will fail,  You'll go to  jail.
             B5   E5          F#5 B5
And you will fail,  You'll go to  jail.

[Verse 2]
D5     B5                 F#5
Try to viciously attack a Newtown Jets half backer,
     G#5                                  F#5
With both hands and legs tied behind your back,
                      B5
And a sultry shade of lipstick on your mouth,
           D#5
And if you somehow make it out,
G#5                          F#5
Call his mum a hooker on the way.
G#5           G5              F#5
Well today is really not your day.

[Chorus]
             B5   E5          F#5 B5   D#5
And you will fail,  You'll go to  jail.
             B5   E5          F#5 B5
And you will fail,  You'll go to  jail.
             B5   E5          F#5 B5   D#5
And you will fail,  You'll go to  jail.
             B5   E5          F#5 B5   D5
And you will fail,  You'll go to  jail.

[Break]
B5 E5 G5 C5
         Oooh!

[Verse 3]
D#5 C5
Try saving all the trees,
   G5
or free the refuges.
   A5
Or prove you're not a coward
   G5
By killing Johnny Howard.
C5
Murder all the Racists,
        E5
Welcome blokes from other places.
A5                            G5
Force everyone to stop eating meat.
  A5              G#5              G5
I wouldn't bother getting off your seat.

[Bridge]
  G5              G#5                C5
I wouldn't bother trying you'll just end up doing time.
           F5             G5
And if you want to make a difference
            C5          A5
You'll just end up in a prison,
        F5             G#5            G5
Getting buggered every time you go to sleep.

[Chorus]
             C5   F5          G5 C5   E5
And you will fail,  You'll go to jail.
             C5   F5          G5 C5
And you will fail,  You'll go to jail.
    D#5      C5   F5          G5 C5   E5
And you will fail,  You'll go to jail.
             C5   F5          G5 C5   D#5 C5
And you will fail,  You'll go to jail.