Horseshoes And Handgrenades

[Intro]
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B5 A5
E/G#
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 I'm not fucking around.

[Verse 1]
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  I think I'm coming out.
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F#5        A5  B5    D5  E5
   All the deceivers and cheaters.
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I've think we've got a  bleeder right now.
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  Want you to slap me around.
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  Want you to knock me out.
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               Well, you missed me,
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   kissed me.
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Now you better kick me down.
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[Chorus]
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  Maybe you're the runner up,
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But the first  one to lose the race.
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  Almost only really counts in
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Horseshoes and handgrenades.
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I'm gonna burn it all down.

[Verse 2]
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  I'm gonna rip it out.
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               Well,
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everything you employ,
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Was meant for me to destroy
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To the ground  now.
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  So don't you fuck me around,
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  Because I'll shoot you down.
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               I'm gonna drink,
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fight and fuck,
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And pushing my luck
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All the time  now.
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[Chorus]
E5
  Maybe you're the runner up,
A5           B5                     A5
But the first  one to lose the race.
E5
  Almost only really counts in
     F#5
Horseshoes and handgrenades.

[Break]
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     Demolition,     selfdestruction.
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  Want to annihilate the ageold  contradiction.

[Interlude]
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B5 A5 E/G# G
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[Bridge]
B5           A5
  Demolition,  selfdestruction.
E/G#                       G
    Want to annihilate the ageold contradiction.
B5           A5
  Demolition,  selfdestruction.
E/G#                        G
    Want to annihilate this old age.

[Verse 3]
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A5       F#5               B5 D5 E5
  I'm not   fucking around.
A5        F#5            A5
  I think I'm coming out.
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               Well, I'm a  hater,
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a  traitor,
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In a pair of Chuck   Taylors right now.
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  I'm not   fucking around.

[Outro]
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  GLORIA,
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              GLORIA,
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              GLORIA,
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              GLORIA!