Never Fight A Man With A Perm

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
E5
  Brylcreem
Creatine
And a bag of Charlie Sheen
Brylcreem
Creatine
And a bag of cocaine
G5
  A dulcet man with a dolcet tone
                                E5
From a dulcet town and a dolcet home
He hates me
I like that
Two arms like big baseball bats
G5
  I bark
He bites back
A jaw like a fuckoff bear trap
E5
  He said,
"These boots are made for stomping
                             G5
And that's just what they'll do
One of these days these boots are gonna
               E5
Stomp all over you"

[Pre-Chorus]
I said I've got a penchant for smokes and kicking douches
in the mouth
Sadly for you my last cigarette's gone out

[Chorus]
E5
Concrete to leather
E5          D5
Concrete to leather
G5          D5
Concrete to leather
G5
Concrete
D5 C5 E5
      Concrete to leather
E5          D5
Concrete to leather
G5          D5
Concrete to leather
G5      D5 C5
Concrete

[Pre-Verse]
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[Verse 2]
E5
  A heathen from Eton
On a bag of Michael Keaton
G5
  A heathen from Eton
On a bag of Michael Keaton
E5
  He thinks he's suave
You're not suave 'cause you watched Get Carter
          G5
You are a catalogue, plastic Sinatra
A tryhard who should've tried harder
E5
Me, oh me, oh my, Roy
You look like a walking thyroid
G5
You're not a man, you're a gland
You're one big neck with sausage hands
E5
You are a Topshop tyrant
Even your haircut's violent
    G5
You look like you're from Love Island
He stood and the room went silent
Ne

[Pre-Chorus]
E5
  ver fight a man with a perm

[Chorus]
   E5
Concrete to leather
   E5          D5
Concrete to leather
   G5          D5
Concrete to leather
   G5
Concrete
   D5 E5
Con__crete to leather
   E5          D5
Concrete to leather
   G5          D5
Concrete to leather
   G5
Concrete
 D5 C5
I

[Outro]
B5
  shut my mouth
     G5    D5
Let's  hug it out
 B5
I  shut my mouth
     G5    D5
Let's  hug it out
 B5
I  shut my mouth
I shut my mouth