Angry Video Game Nerd

[Verse 1]
F     Ab             Gm          C
 He's gonna take you back to the past
F   Ab              Gm              C
 To play the shitty games that suck ass

[Pre-Chorus]
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He'd rather have a buffallo
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Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
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He'd rather eat the rotten asshole
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Of a road killed skunk and down it with beer

[Chorus]
         Ab       D#                     C#
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
         Ab       D#        C#
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
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He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
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He's the Angry Video Game Nerd

[Verse 2]
F Ab              Gm      C
    When you turn on the TV
F     Ab                Gm        C
 Make sure it's tuned to  channel three

[Pre-Chorus]
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He's got a nerdy shirt and a pocket pouch
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Although I've never seen him write anything down
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He's got a powerglove and a filthy mouth
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Armed with his zapper he will tear these games down

[Chorus]
         Ab       D#                     C#
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
         Ab       D#        C#
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
         Ab     D#        C#
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
         Ab    D#             Fm
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd

[Bridge]
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   He plays the worst games  of all time
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 Horrible abominations of mankind
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They make him so mad  he can spit
C
 Or say cowabunga,
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  Cowafuckin'piece' of dog shit

[Verse 3]
F     Ab              Gm             C
 They rip you off and don't care one bit
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 But this nerd, he doesn't forget it

[Pre-Chorus]
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Why can't a turtle swim? Why can't I land the plane?
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They got a quick buck for this shitload of fuck
C#                   Ab
The characters names are wrong.
                   D#
Why's the password so long?

[Outro]
                 Fm      D#       C#
Why don't the weapons do anything?
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He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
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These games suck so bad,
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he makes up his own words
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He's the angriest most pissed off gaming nerd
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He's the Angry...
Atari Amiga CDI Colecovision
Intellivision Sega Neo Geo
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Turbo Grafix 16 Odyssey 3DO Commodore Nintendo Nerd
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He's The Angry Video Game Nerd