Battle Of The Larynx

[Intro]
D A G D A G

[Verse 1]
D             A       G
Falling asleep by the arcade
D              A         G
Liquor it jumps off your tongue
    D                  A      G
You used all your words for a quick game
D             A        G
Blew it all before you won
D             A         G
I speak in cursive, I'm poignant,
assertive
        D             A      G
There's musical chairs in my teeth
D             A
Poke me to battle,
     G
I'll jump on the saddle
     D                A        G
I'll smile as you fall to your feet

[Pre-Chorus]
         Em
And they talk without thinkin'
A
They bark while they're shakin'
     D                   D/C#    Bm
With teeth that are round    and dull
         Em
And they yell while they're chasin'
A
While I'm steadypacin'
   D            D/C#    Bm
My syllables hit    the floor

[Chorus]
       Em           A
How stupid, selfish baby
          D              D/C#     Bm
Don't you battle with my larynx tonight
          Em           A
I'll wreck  you if you chase me
            D               D/C#      Bm
But I'll be silent 'til you cross the line
         Em    A
The line,  the line
          D              D/C#     Bm
Don't you battle with my larynx tonight
        Em            A
So crude  and selfish baby
          D              D/C#     Bm
Don't you battle with my larynx tonight

[Verse 2]
D                 A       G
Call all your guys in the dive bar
        D              A   G
They'll give you the validation
     D             A      G
Your daddy could never bestow you
      D
While bloody,
            A           G
they'll tell you you've won

[Pre-Chorus]
         Em
And they talk without thinkin'
A
They bark while they're shakin'
     D                   D/C#    Bm
With teeth that are round    and dull
         Em
And they yell while they're chasin'
A
While I'm steadypacin'
   D            D/C#    Bm
My syllables hit    the floor

[Chorus]
       Em           A
How stupid, selfish baby
          D              D/C#     Bm
Don't you battle with my larynx tonight
          Em           A
I'll wreck  you if you chase me
            D               D/C#      Bm
But I'll be silent 'til you cross the line
         Em    A
The line,  the line
          D              D/C#     Bm
Don't you battle with my larynx tonight
        Em            A
So crude  and selfish baby
          D              D/C#     Bm
Don't you battle with my larynx tonight

[Pre-Chorus]
         Em
And they talk without thinkin'
A
They bark while they're shakin'
     D                   D/C#    Bm
With teeth that are round    and dull
         Em
And they yell while they're chasin'
A
While I'm steadypacin'
   D            D/C#    Bm
My syllables hit    the floor

[Chorus]
       Em           A
How stupid, selfish baby
          D              D/C#     Bm
Don't you battle with my larynx tonight
          Em           A
I'll wreck  you if you chase me
            D               D/C#      Bm
But I'll be silent 'til you cross the line
         Em    A
The line,  the line
          D              D/C#     Bm
Don't you battle with my larynx tonight
        Em            A
So crude  and selfish baby
          D              D/C#     Bm
Don't you battle with my larynx tonight

[Outro]
Em A D D/C# Bm Em A D D/C# Bm