Asthma Attack

[Intro]
C Cadd9 Cmaj7 F G
F

[Verse 1]
C                              F
I am the physical embodiment of
                          G
Everything I never wanted to be
                                     F
People must think this kid's fucking crazy
C                             F
I am the prime example of indecision
                             G
Life hit me like a headon collision
                          F
But what am I supposed to do
When I'm so seethrough?

[Chorus]
C                                  G
I had never thought that life would be like this
            F
And now I'm thinking that maybe I should
G
 Maybe give life a miss
       C                            G
And if living was the equivalent of breathing
Then maybe I should
F
Maybe I should
                    G
Prepare myself for a
Another asthma attack

[Verse 2]
      C
Don't ask me all these bloody questions
         F
I'll get arsey
You think I know myself,
              G
well you'd be mostly wrong
It's taken way too long
          F
For me to sing my song
Old me is dead and gone
         C
If lying was a crime then I'd be doing time
        F
I don't mean to whine but just imagine having to lie to
G
Friends, foes,
all of those people that should matter most
F
Living a double life is just as obvious as Pinocchio

[Chorus]
C                                  G
I had never thought that life would be like this
            F
And now I'm thinking that maybe I should
G
 Maybe give life a miss
       C                            G
And if living was the equivalent of breathing
Then maybe I should
F
Maybe I should
                    G
Prepare myself for a
Another asthma attack
C                                  G
I had never thought that life would be like this
            F
And now I'm thinking that maybe I should
G
 Maybe give life a miss
       C                            G
And if living was the equivalent of breathing
Then maybe I should
F
Maybe I should
                    G
Prepare myself for a
                     C
Another asthma attack