Dont Threaten Me With A Good Time

[Intro]
C#m A G# C#m A G#  C#m           A G#
                 Alright, alright
  C#m           A G#
Alright, alright
  C#m
Alright, alright,
       A       G#
it's a Hell of a feeling though
C#m                 A             G#
   It's a Hell of a feeling though
  C#m
Alright, alright,
       A       G#
it's a Hell of a feeling though
C#m                 A             G#
   It's a Hell of a feeling though

[Verse 1]
C#m                  Caug
Who are these people?
E                       A
 I just woke up in my underwear
C#m                 Caug
   No liquor left on    the shelf
E                            A
 I should probably introduce myself
    C#m                      Caug
You shoulda' seen what I wore
E                     A
 I had a cane and a party hat
C#m                         Caug
   I was the king of this hologram
              E                           A
Where there's no such thing as getting out of hand
C#m                      Caug
   Memories tend to just pop up
E                         A
Drunk premeds and some rubber gloves
C#m                           Caug
Fivethousand people with designer drugs
E
 Don't think I'll ever get enough
      A                    C#m  A G#
Don't think I'll ever get enough

[Pre-Chorus]
C#m A G#

[Chorus]
C#m                   G#m
Champagne, cocaine, gasoline
A                  B
 And most things in between
C#m                         G#m
   I roam the city in a shopping cart
A                            B
 A pack of camels and a smoke alarm
C#m                 G#m
   This night is heating up
A                   B
 Raise Hell and turn it up
       C#m
Saying "If you go on,
               G#m
you might pass out in a drain pipe"
A
 Oh, yeah
               B
Don't threaten me with a good time

[Bridge]
C#m       A       G#
Oh It's a Hell of a feeling though
C#m                 A             G#
   It's a Hell of a feeling though
  C#m
Alright, alright
       A       G#
It's a Hell of a feeling though
C#m                 A             G#
   It's a Hell of a feeling though

[Verse 2]
C#m                       Caug
What are these footprints?
E                       A
 They don't look very humanlike
C#m                             Caug
   Now I wish that I could find my  clothes
E                   A
 Bedsheets and a morning rose
C#m               Caug
   I wanna wake up
E                          A
 Can't even tell if this is a dream
C#m                             Caug
   How did we end up in my neighbor's pool
E                    A         C#m
Upsidedown with a perfect view?
                        Caug
Bar to bar at the speed of  sound
E                           A
 Fancy feet dancing through this town
C#m                     Caug
   Lost my mind in a wedding gown
E
 Don't think I'll ever get it now
       A                      C#m A G#
(Don't think I'll ever get it now)

[Pre-Chorus]
C#m A G#

[Chorus]
C#m                   G#m
Champagne, cocaine, gasoline
A                  B
 And most things in between
C#m                         G#m
   I roam the city in a shopping cart
A                            B
 A pack of camels and a smoke alarm
C#m                 G#m
   This night is heating up
A                   B
 Raise Hell and turn it up
       C#m
Saying "If you go on,
               G#m
you might pass out in a drain pipe"
A
 Oh, yeah
               B
Don't threaten me with a good time

[Solo]
C#m A G# C#m A G# C#m A G#

[Interlude]
C#m A G#      A                      B
        I'm a scholar and a gentleman
                    C#m                     B
And I usually don't fall when I try to stand
         A                 B
I lost a bet to a guy in a Chiffon skirt
C#m                 B
   But I make these high heels work
A                        B
 I told you time and time again
C#m                             B
   I'm not as think as you drunk I am
       A
And we all fell down
When the sun came up
G#
  I think we've had enough

[Bridge]
  C#m
Alright, alright,
it's a Hell of a feeling though
It's a Hell of a feeling though
Alright, alright,
it's a Hell of a feeling though
It's a Hell of a feeling though

[Chorus]
C#m                   G#m
Champagne, cocaine, gasoline
A                  B
 And most things in between
C#m                         G#m
   I roam the city in a shopping cart
A                            B
 A pack of camels and a smoke alarm

[Outro]
C#m              A  G#
   This night is heating up
C#m               A    G#
   Raise Hell and turn it up
       C#m
Saying "If you go on,
          A           G#           C#m
you might pass out in a drain pipe"   Oh,
yeah
              A
Don't threaten
        G#
me with a good time