Conditions Of My Parole

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[Verse 1]
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Sweet  baby Jesus on fire
                 Em
I'ma need a damn lawyer and a miracle
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To pull my ass out of this
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Devil kept pokin' the bull
                        Em
So I shipped her ass to Mozambique
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   'Cause I was over it

[Bridge]
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[Verse 2]
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Shoulda dumped my gat into the Verde
                    Em
But what if she's a zombie or a Dracula?
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I better hang on to this
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Lordy with my hand upon the Bible
                      Em
Swear I shot the damn devil, not a bitch
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But the popo don't give a  shit

[Bridge]
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[Verse 3]
   Em
Lordy, won't you show a little mercy?
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I've been on the straight and narrow
Since the judge and the warden done paroled me
A
Rat poison devil kept pokin'
                        C/G
So I shipped her ass to Mozambique
'Cause I was over it

[Bridge]
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  Help me outta this
             C/G
'Cause I was over this

[Interlude]
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[Verse 4]
             Em
Goddamn judge  found me guilty of public 'toxication
C
Public urination and parole violation
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But the CSI couldn't find the body
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To corroborate my bullshit story
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Sweet Jesus,
don't let the judge release me
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What if she's a zombie or a Dracula
And tried to fuckin' eat me?
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Devil walked away from a banging trip to Mozambique
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 Help me outta this

[Bridge]
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Help me outta this
        F#m
Help me outta this
        F
Help me outta this

[Outro]
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